Get a nearby cunt to video your hilarious demise and upload it to an internet.
Otherwise your pointless existence truly will be a waste of time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hilarious?
Now you've got me thinking that I'll need to set up an elaborate system of pulleys and axes to bring about my own death.

I don't need another cunt, that's what webcams were invented for
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Make sure you get some cheesewire in there.
Can't go wrong with a bit of cheesewire.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

and one of those things for slicing garlic on my nuts

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Do you mean the things for slicing hard-boiled eggs?
Or a garlic masher? You could have one of each.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Well, all the gasping, flailing and incontinence would be hilarity enough.
Don't tease us all now, mtfu and get on with it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)