You say that like it's a bad thing.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And to think I was going to ask you out for lunch at Borough today. Pfft!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Don't go near him
or his 'orny 'at
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I'm staying the fuck away from 'is 'orny 'at

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Wise move
You can't afford all the babies it would give you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Flim flam must have titatnium pants to be able to withstand the constant assault on her knickers.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

And that's just from me

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I second this Hahaha you speak of

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

She doesn't *have* any knickers.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

It's because I keep stealing them
I ought to wait until she's worn them, but I can't help myself
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Oh you really should wait.
The vintage in a worn pair is much preferable.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Did you want aTony Danza instead?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oh man, if only! I had to make to with a bacon sarnie instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

there's a taco bell commercial here that boasts the ability to pull men if you've got a bacon gordito in your purse at a bar

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Ooooooo Kristine!
I meant to ask, what's the number one kind of takeaway food snack you would recommend me to try while I'm in merkin land?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Jack in the box cheeseburger and Oreo milkshake.
When and where are you going? You need to bring me back some Ruffles chips. Please and thank you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'm going to San Francisco
but then I'm going to the Cook Islands for two weeks so your chips would be a bit manky by the time I get them back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You're going to Bumderville? Oh you'll love it. Make sure you call it Frisco when you speak to the natives, they'll think you're one of them and will want to give you presents.
Nah, they'll have survived worse, they're crisps ya see!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Okay, I'll try and remember to get you some
but you're not allowed to be upset if they come back a bit squashed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Ha, I'm sure my brother stamps on them before he puts them in his suitcase when he brings me some
No worries if you forget, my American BFF is bringing me some in August :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Al, please get a Double Down from KFC and report back.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

What is this Double Down of which you speak?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

OMG those crazy dutch kids are about to beat brazil!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

They done did it!
Celebratory EDAM tonight! And clog dancing! And, er, fingers in dykes!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

'S a Chicken, cheese and bacon burger.
But instead of bread, the cheese and bacon and mayo is sandwiched between two deep fried chicken breasts.

www.kfc.com/doubledown/
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Oh, I remember
Yes, yes I might have to try one of these things if it's possible. It can't be more than a few dollars so if I hate it I won't mind throwing it up in a bin nearby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Oh, the pressure!
definitely go for Arby's or Taco Bell.

You want a snack or a meal?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'll try anything
recommend me both.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Arby's Roast Beef and Cheddar without the red sauce
Taco Bell....oh god...the possibilities...
Nacho Supreme with chicken or steak instead of beef, ask for hot mild and fire sauce. Or a grilled stuft burrito.
Why not just look at the menu?
www.tacobell.com/food/tacos
www.arbys.com/menu/
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Hmmmm, Taco Bell just gave me a food woody
but Arbys looks far too much like Wimpy for me to consider going there.

Thanks for the tips!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Arby's used to be here, near Leicester Sq I think. Wimpy was better.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

WHO'S THE BOSS, BITCH?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*slaps in the face*
TONY DANZA!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You Harridan!
You could've come and watched Tennis in the pub with me.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah, but I had food bought for me and that's always a good thing.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Wait, you went to lunch, in Borough, with *someone else*?
Hmph. Some BFF.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Nope, Stratford with my brother...doesn't really count
I bet you're not coming on Monday are you? Hmph, some BFF!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

What's on Monday?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

It's on your facemong silly.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Ah, so it is.
Anywho, I doubt it. We are both stony. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

:(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)