Cringe
After enduring the noise of a squeaky chain on my bike on my way to work this morning I've been asking fellow cyclists in the office if anyone has any spare chain oil.

In a moment of unforseen pathos, I have just unwittingly asked a gay man if he's carrying any lube about his person.

How cringeworthy is your Friday?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:03, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Here's the 'of' you dropped
:)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Bugger
I'm furtively typing and not paying attention.

Must try harder.

What are you wearing?

*Horns*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Today I'm wearing the sparkly thong
and stilettos.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Have we peaked too early in this thread?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

in this thread again
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I'm barely into my prime*




*past it
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

but what about him?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

He's my toy boy

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

They rule ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

yup
*smugs*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Still going well then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

yup
although I suspect he's not to be trusted with a map. I just had to do remote directions

how's you - still traveling south to get some?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

We've just had a large delivery of leisurewear. I've put most of it away but had to go and ask if anyone would help me with some shirt lifting.

(Cave Duck, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Matron!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

And I'm on fudge packing duties tomorrow.

(Cave Duck, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

It's all gone a bit Finbarr Saunders.
When is a suitable age for kids to be introduced to Viz magazine d'ya reckon?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

When they find it
Rather like porn - it's creepy if you introduce it.

Unless you're either Dutch or Swedish - they're all at it all the time.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

"Now son, this is the comic that grown-ups read once they've grown out of The Beano
and are old enough to understand why Daddy goes 'fnar fnar' whenever Mummy says she got hold of some lovely soft baps at the baker's."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Whatever age you decide on (my son started on Viz when he was 12, at a friends house),
Make sure you include a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

As it happens I have a big old bottle of lube here in my sack.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Phwoar
I'll be around to empty that later on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

*bawk*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*tumesces*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

hello
my roommates kept me up until after 2 and my dog kept me up since 6
I'm extremely irritable and almost told my boss to fuck off
they've run out of the super nice extremely cheap paddling pools so I may have to pay more for a shitty one
it's not really a bad day, just super annoyed

on the plus side my favorite author commented on my facebook status. Twice.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Erm
I got sunblock in my hair so it's a bit greasy.
I hope nobody thinks I haven't washed it.
I think I'll strip it with Fairy Liquid tomorrow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah, "Sunblock"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You trying to make dj kick me in the nose again??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Everybody loves an Angry Dragon.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Especially you, you bloody viking pervert

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

And to think I was going to ask you out for lunch at Borough today. Pfft!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Don't go near him
or his 'orny 'at
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I'm staying the fuck away from 'is 'orny 'at

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Wise move
You can't afford all the babies it would give you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Flim flam must have titatnium pants to be able to withstand the constant assault on her knickers.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

And that's just from me

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I second this Hahaha you speak of

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

She doesn't *have* any knickers.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

It's because I keep stealing them
I ought to wait until she's worn them, but I can't help myself
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Oh you really should wait.
The vintage in a worn pair is much preferable.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Did you want aTony Danza instead?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oh man, if only! I had to make to with a bacon sarnie instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

there's a taco bell commercial here that boasts the ability to pull men if you've got a bacon gordito in your purse at a bar

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Ooooooo Kristine!
I meant to ask, what's the number one kind of takeaway food snack you would recommend me to try while I'm in merkin land?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Jack in the box cheeseburger and Oreo milkshake.
When and where are you going? You need to bring me back some Ruffles chips. Please and thank you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'm going to San Francisco
but then I'm going to the Cook Islands for two weeks so your chips would be a bit manky by the time I get them back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You're going to Bumderville? Oh you'll love it. Make sure you call it Frisco when you speak to the natives, they'll think you're one of them and will want to give you presents.
Nah, they'll have survived worse, they're crisps ya see!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Okay, I'll try and remember to get you some
but you're not allowed to be upset if they come back a bit squashed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Ha, I'm sure my brother stamps on them before he puts them in his suitcase when he brings me some
No worries if you forget, my American BFF is bringing me some in August :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Al, please get a Double Down from KFC and report back.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

What is this Double Down of which you speak?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

OMG those crazy dutch kids are about to beat brazil!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

They done did it!
Celebratory EDAM tonight! And clog dancing! And, er, fingers in dykes!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

'S a Chicken, cheese and bacon burger.
But instead of bread, the cheese and bacon and mayo is sandwiched between two deep fried chicken breasts.

www.kfc.com/doubledown/
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Oh, I remember
Yes, yes I might have to try one of these things if it's possible. It can't be more than a few dollars so if I hate it I won't mind throwing it up in a bin nearby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Oh, the pressure!
definitely go for Arby's or Taco Bell.

You want a snack or a meal?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'll try anything
recommend me both.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Arby's Roast Beef and Cheddar without the red sauce
Taco Bell....oh god...the possibilities...
Nacho Supreme with chicken or steak instead of beef, ask for hot mild and fire sauce. Or a grilled stuft burrito.
Why not just look at the menu?
www.tacobell.com/food/tacos
www.arbys.com/menu/
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Hmmmm, Taco Bell just gave me a food woody
but Arbys looks far too much like Wimpy for me to consider going there.

Thanks for the tips!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Arby's used to be here, near Leicester Sq I think. Wimpy was better.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

WHO'S THE BOSS, BITCH?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*slaps in the face*
TONY DANZA!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You Harridan!
You could've come and watched Tennis in the pub with me.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah, but I had food bought for me and that's always a good thing.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Wait, you went to lunch, in Borough, with *someone else*?
Hmph. Some BFF.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Nope, Stratford with my brother...doesn't really count
I bet you're not coming on Monday are you? Hmph, some BFF!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

What's on Monday?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

It's on your facemong silly.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Ah, so it is.
Anywho, I doubt it. We are both stony. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

:(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)