Give it to me, and I'll make it worth your while
By that I mean I'll run away with the money leaving you penniless and miserable.

AND I'll take your bus fare.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Worst. Whore. Ever.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Potentially quite an effective business model, though
Granted, you won't get regular customers, but then I'm not familiar with hookers having a customer service desk...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

A bit like Sweeney Todd.
or Bilquis.

Bilquis is/was a whore that ate men through her vagina. Bet you're gutted I didn't lend you that book!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

She has a cameo in American Gods
By Neil Gaiman. Very good book.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

That was the book I was going to lend him.
It's a fantastic fantastic book. Re-read it for the 5th time and still felt amazed as all the twists came in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

It's his best book

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I need to check that out then
because I love his other stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

That is a little disturbing
You see, I've always been the sort of person that eats Jelly Babies head first so they don't see themselves being ingested by a huge, limp-wristed crow-obsessive. So if there's a risk of being vaginally ingested then I guess I'd have to put my head up there first, just as a safety test and...well, my head's quite big...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Woh', I totally forgot that I wrote something on here....
... anyway, yeah', that doesn't sound like a good deal to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)