I didn't know she was infertile
she made comments about my daughter, I made comments about her being too ugly to reproduce.

...or am I supposed to exempt certain people from insults as you choose?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There is a pattern forming here.
Why does the world keep picking on Bert?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Because I'm fucking sexy. They're jealous
and they're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahmongs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

To be quite honest...
...to an outsider like me it would appear more to do with the fact that you are not a very nice person, and may indeed have some severe psychiatric issues.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Naaaah
You lot get half a story and make up your minds, somebody with full possession of the facts wouldn't be so clear cut
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Someone who is clearly unbiased like you then.
Someone who gets his kicks from saying how totally awesome his girlfriend is and then sleeping with someone he's just met from the internet

Someone who appears to have a vengeful motive in destroying the other - oh wait, that's both of us

Someone who believes he's of sound mind and not easily swayed by emotions.

Yeah that's totally you Bert.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'm not getting emotional at all, Becks
and haven't online since my return.

I'm biased, but I try to look at things from other people's perspective, it's just the fact that it keeps happening with you makes me think that maybe you're in need of help a bit.

I really was too drunk to know what I was doing that night, you know that more than ever since you filled in a lot of the blanks for me recently
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

So what's your excuse for the next morning? Still drunk?
What keeps happening with me pray tell? You keep flouncing and coming back and being a shitcunt? My father keeps dying? Nope just the once for that one. I keep asking you to stop being so shit and leave me alone online?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I left you alone, Becky
get over yourself, I don't care about you in the slightest and haven't been attacking you. Your mate al's been on my case and I retaliated, simple as that.

I was still drunk for most of the next working day. This was 2 years ago, Becky. I know I was the best you ever had, but please, let it go.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love how you're still so fucking delusional
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

We're totally meant to be together, Becks
Don't you think? Have you ever fucked somebody you really hate? I reckon it would be awesome
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Probably.
...but you do not seem to do yourself any favours.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'm not going to back down this time
she's repeatedly pushed me off this board by fair means or foul, but this time I'm here to stay
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)