Well, you've managed to get everyone to think you are a genuine offline prick, people who talk to you every day or soo.
It's not _you_ though, it's _everyone else_ who is wrong.

I'm sure your counciler who you mentioned before will help you try and work it all out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I stopped going months ago they're not much help.
It's not everybody else, it's one person in particular, who is at least just as messed up as I am.
I'm absolutely lovely offline, it's a crying shame that most of you will never see that, but if me standing up for myself when Al tries to have a go is being a prick, what does your repeated attempts at upsetting B69, a guy who clearly has problems, make you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I think I must have missed all the stuff where B69 talks about genuine problems
when did that come out?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Didn't he mention before being a recovering alcoholic?
Or was that somebody else?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not sure whether it was put that way
or whether it was "I like a drink a lot" and "now I don't"

not sure.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I dunno
I see bits and pieces, but everybody seems to get all worked up when he or taht batty woman post, I'm not sure why, but it seems a bit like terrible bullying
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I find them both insufferably dull for the most part
that is separate to whatever problems they may have though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I don't think anyone could be as messed up as you Bert. I'm certainly not.
I went off the rails a bit when my dad died, but I'm doing pretty damn well in myself now thanks.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Alright then, it's just me, I'm totally mental and that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That's the first step to acceptance
Cookie?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah', so you're "messed up" but also "absolutely lovely offline"...
... donno what it could be then why people don't seem to like you, must be something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Lots of people like me Gonz
I come here to let off steam, it's totally awesome and stuff.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Sure thing, keep the dream alive.
I thought you were going anyway, or wasn't there enough attention in the other thread?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I should be gone, Gonz
I wanted the thread I started to be an end to it, but people are very sensitive, and they're all quite upset
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)