I'm going to make something nice for monty
something genuinely nice, because I'm a nice person. Not something nasty that will upset him, because he is my homie now, and I want to do something nice for him.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I suspect he'd rather you didn't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

He probably would
but it's a genuinely nice thing that I know he will like, because I know he hates Mr Bowie
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

what, Bowie-cock?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

*finger on nose and points*
Got it in one, but with a twist
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Twisted Bowie-cock?
Sounds unpleasant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

worse than that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You're going to twist his cock around Bowie's?
He won't like it, I'm fairly sure...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Nah, I was going to mutilate it
and shoot it with a gun and shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ah, he will probably like that.
For added effect, you should run Bowie's cock over with a TRACTOR.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)