tell her you're excited
because you get to tell the world how much you love her, etc. Then write a load of sentimental soppy stuff that you love about her. Make sure you include stuff that she does that you think is cute that she might not think you've noticed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But first give out buckets to all guests.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

He said it was for a card
not his speech, so only she will need the bucket.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

So he done. I missed that bit completely and assumed it was to be spoken.
Which means he can put all sorts of cringeworthy crap in it.
Probably a good idea to 'lose' (destroy irrevocably) this card very soon after the wedding. Posterity will feel no loss.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

While you've got that bucket handy -
A very sweet girl – she loved me, poor thing – told me I could never break her heart. But we didn’t stay together.
Another girl – I loved her, poor thing that I am – made me realise what the first girl had meant.
Although I loved this other girl but we parted, thinking of her makes me happy still. She could never break my heart.
Just saying, like
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)