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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"And because I love you so much
I promise to never, ever, wank in your hair while you sleep"


although, probably your wedding day is a bad point to make a promise you know you can't keep.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
+"any more"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
also,
"if I come home really pissed and you're asleep in bed, I promise not to wake you up by slapping my cock around your face. No matter how funny it may seem to me at the time"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

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