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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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At least, the cat in my local doesn't seem to like me, and I've taken it very personally. But then my friend's cat was all over me last Sunday, which suggests it's not all cats, and that maybe the cat in my local is just a little wary of the large bloke lumbering around the bar reeking of stout reaching out with a massive corvine hand to pet it.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
and rubs all his fur all over my face and licks my skin so I feel thoroughly shite by the end of the evening. He takes offence if I try and boot him off my knee though.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I suggest Wiggy surreptitiously slip one or two cat hairs under your pillow each night, and gradually increase the dosage as you show fewer and fewer symptoms, until eventually you don't notice that he has in fact replaced your pillow with a cat.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
I grew up with 5 cats, it was only when I moved out at 18 and went back to visit that I noticed the symptoms of allergies, so maybe I could become resistant once more.
I would love a pillowcat.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)
That would be worse.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)
then if they like you they'll submit to you petting them.
Or, if they're like mine, they'll headbutt you and scream at you until you fuss over them.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)
My friend described her cat as a complete tart, who is happy to remain indifferent to her presence, but will lap up the attention as soon as any visitors come near the place.
The cat in the Sultan, on the other hand, might just not like the smell of Hop Back Entire Stout.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
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