Last night was not a good night to be an animal.
Poor Benji disappeared from my sisters house and we couldn't find him. Cue two hours wandering around Todmorden, where my sis was looking after him, and much wringing of hands. We took Biscuit with us looking for him and every time we shouted his name, Biscuit would look behind her as if he should be there : (

Anyway someone found him last night and handed him in to the vets he was registered with as he had been chipped. Hooray!

Then at 1am in the morning I went to pick my dad up from the airport and on the way back he ran over a cat who darted into the road. We couldn't stop and check as the cat ran away, probably to die of internal injuries : (

We could hear it bang about under the car as we drove over it.

Question - Who's seen pics of Rosie catface crackhouse? Isn't she a darling.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:05, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Circle of life innit.
Catface mailed them to me last night, so we all awwed and oohed over them over ribs :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I haven't seen them
CHCB hasn't sent them to me yet, I can't think why
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I hate thinking of scared critters
I'd rather them get deaded than lost or upset.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I know.
I could see Benji all alone scared and shivering in a little shop doorway wondering where he was, and then I remembered what a numpty he was for running off, probably chasing a cat, and getting lost.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I hope he's learnt his lesson

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I shall be having stern words tonight.
He's setting a bad example for Biscuit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

That one doesn't need any bad examples.
She's mental.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

:-(

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I even hate it when my mum knocks on her window to frighten cats away

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

+or my boyfriend

( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I didn't want to blow you up
but yes, you are guilty of frightening god's innocent creatures too
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I already photoshopped an aliens inner mouth onto the first picture of her
and sent it back to Captain V
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Aw bless!
Mind you new born babies are half alien looking to start with.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

how dare you speak about Churchill in that fashion!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

LOLAGE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I don't get this.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Are you kidding?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

newborn babies look like winston churchill

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Oh I see

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I ran over a puppy once, I'm afraid this means my puppy will be ran over.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

But your puppy is all grown up now

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Big enough to take on a car?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

It totally had a tennis ball the other day
tennis balls aren't a lot smaller than cars.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

nah, I reckon she'll get to be the size of a cadillac

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

If she did you could ride her from state to state
it would be the most awesome road trip EVAH!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I reckon that'd be like trying to ride a bucking bronco
she's fucken crazy
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I once pulled over on a narrow country road to see if I could help a run-over cat
When I walked up to it I could tell that it was well and truly dead. An attractive young woman drove past, did a double take at the sight of my car at the side of the road and yours-truly stood next to a dead cat and shouted "YOU BASTARD!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Did she know you then? Or was it just the dead cat?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I ran over a dog, just two streets away.
The owner heard a car (me) coming so called his dog to him. The dog was on the opposite side of the road, and despite being slightly more intelligent than its owner, ran back as ordered.
I heard it bouncing around under the car, and managed to stop in 10ft.
Doggy was fine! - he limbo'd out from under the car, bit me, and ran to its owner. I expect it was a bit bruised, but all in working order.
So there is a chance puss is OK. Try and believe it.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)