He was a CRAB

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Whatever Bill

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Oh, don't get me started on Bill
but seriously, The Little Mermaid is one of my favourite films of all time. Sebastian is a Crab, definitely not a lobster.

I had an argument with an ex a few years back about this, I very much proved her wrong
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Good for you sir
and I apologise for being wrong about Disney. It is punishable by death in some countries
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

You know how much I like you
But I'd give you that punishment if it was on my hand. The Little Mermaid. It should be studied at school!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

This^
I know every word to every song, and may or may not have danced around in my pants while singing 'Under the Sea' on the Disney Singstar game
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

What is it about men with beards?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Eh?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Haven't you got a beard?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

No.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

oh em gee

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I have an 8 year old daughter
that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

sleeping beauty is my favorite
I was once an 8 year old girl, that's my excuse
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

It's shit
Aurora is one of the crappest disney princesses ever
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Pfffft
what sort of a name for a prince is 'Phillip' anyway?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Me too, me too!
But in Spanish, obviously, and with a very strong mexican accent, as in the age of The Little Mermaid we got all our Hollywood films translated into Spanish by the Mexicans.

Bajo del mar, bajo del mar...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

That sounds awesome!
I may have to learn the spanish version, and totally salsa it up
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Harsh
You could at least grant me a last request. Warning; you won't like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Mmmm... I don't know
I can grant you your last words.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm unlikely to agree to being killed if there's no pre-execution bang-bang

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

death by snoo-snoo!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Newofficelol
Points!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Who would discuss about it?
He's clearly a crab. He looks like a crab. And the cheff keeps calling him crab all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You have greatly over-estimated the intelligence of my former partners
they think that because he's red he must be a Lobster.

Idiots.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Plus, he does make references to the evil Mobster Lobster.
So the word and the voice become associated whereas he probably doesn't say much about crabs. Or summat.
(Cave Duck, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'd forgotten about Mobster Lobster!
I'm taking over this rock, see?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Yeah, I can't decide whether to start a "Cartoon Characters You Fancy" or a "Great Cartoon Villians " thread.
What do you think?
(Cave Duck, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

do both
that's what Alt Qs are for.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)