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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:33,
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ah, colonelyou're always in with a chance of touching my base!
god i need my own "this is fucking shit" button to click on myself...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:39,
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Ha Ha! Oh dear Miss Swipeare you still affected by the dreaded lurgy?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:41,
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nope thank goodnessi am back 137% fit for my lovely holiday next week, hoorah! how about you, is all well in the west count-ree?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:46,
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Excellent, I was worried that everyones favourite lawyer was showing signs of WEAKNESSAll is well in sunny somerset. No hayfever, no summer colds. I think my chicken might have mild hayfever though.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:49,
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how on earth would you know??actually we had a budgie when i was a kid, that sneezed quite loudly, i take it back. OMG your chicken has bird flu!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53,
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Poor old charliegonna be responsible for the death of civilisation, and all she wanted to do was eat corn and crap on my patio.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:57,
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not to be indelicate but...(come closer and i'll whisper)... how long do chickens live, as a rule? would you get another if she went to the big nestbox in the sky?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:00,
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Not sure, 5 - 8 years is goodbut chickens cark it for lots of different reasons. Not sure if i'll get more.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:13,
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