Firm but nicely curved body
Long, well-proportioned neck.
A good, healthy, natural-looking complexion.
Balanced.
Elegant.
Single split humbucker and four strings.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

+ easy on the wrists

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Oh, goes without saying
I need an instrument that can work with my screaming homosexuality, a specimen so well built that I can simply flop my slack hands over it to elicit a pleasurable sound, leaving me free to fondle its woodiness and mince around the stage area like Marc Almond with a beer gut.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Oh hello......

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:25, Reply)

..and wave goodbye.

(Cave Duck, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:45, Reply)