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Describe your perfect life partner.*boreds*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:59,
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Oh bra-vo, I've spent the last 15 minutes trying to think up a reply to this which doesn't sound like pandering or bumhole sourcing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:33,
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that never normally stops you!as for you, chompy... i could be about to lose my ignore virginity....
hang on, does that mean gazzes disappear too?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:47,
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Yes, I believe so,although I'm not sure about ones already in your inbox.
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i'll have to test it with someone elsei could never do that to you really.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:52,
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if someone you've got on ignoresends you a gaz it still sends but goes straight to your Deleted folder.
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:58,
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which is embarrassingwhen that person says hello to you at a bash and says, "Didn't you get that gaz I sent" :(
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:02,
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hang onwhy would you gaz someone you had on ignore? there is a hole in your argument!
no, wait. i have re-read your post. carry on.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:05,
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gahyou sound EXACTLY like my boss when we have a disagreement over a lease covenant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:06,
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funnily enoughhe says that too. you are him. now where is my five pounds?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:17,
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it's because I'm so well rehearsedThe world consistently falls short of my expectations
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:51,
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sexy androidwith unlimited ability to bring me chocolate
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:07,
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Oh god no!Massive drugs and girlfriends = a terrible combination. 100% surefire way for it all to go humungously tits-up; that is both the high and the relationship.
Trust me....
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Firm but nicely curved bodyLong, well-proportioned neck.
A good, healthy, natural-looking complexion.
Balanced.
Elegant.
Single split humbucker and four strings.
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Oh, goes without sayingI need an instrument that can work with my screaming homosexuality, a specimen so well built that I can simply flop my slack hands over it to elicit a pleasurable sound, leaving me free to fondle its woodiness and mince around the stage area like Marc Almond with a beer gut.
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I mean what's your perfect partner, not do you want to be my perfect partner.(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Hummmm..... *thinks*I'd like her to be funny, understanding, likes technology and geeky stuff, honest, enjoys food, is just as happy with a lazy night in as with going out. Someone who'll inspire and push me to do more with my life, make me want to be happy just for the sake of being happy (rather than being happy to make her happy). I like girls to have a good sense of inteligance, but not a know-it-all. Someone who'll make me smile, and I find easy to talk too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:37,
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and the moon on a stick(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:41,
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Pretty much(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:28,
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Physical appearance isn't that importantbut I do prefer a woman with some meat on her, because boney sex isn't very pleasant.
Other than that, all she needs is a penchant for hairy, lug-eared, skirt-wearing James Bond wannabes.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:33,
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the way things are goingpotentially someone other than the one I currently have.
/sigh
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he/she finding out that by reading B3TAis probably a bad thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:42,
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To my knowledgethey don't read b3ta. Anyway, the key word here is potentially.
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I don't like the implicationsof that for us over 30s :/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:11,
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still not signed up to a dating site?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:08,
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Been there, done that, found it to be a bag of shite.(
girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:18,
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one that can see beyond themselves enough to care for me(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:12,
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can't answer this questionIt would contain too much croissant.
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:22,
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I learn more about myself with every relationshipI've known for a long time that I prefer independent, intelligent girls. Those who have a similar sense of humour. Shared cultural references and taste in things like film, music and television. Someone who's outgoing, engaging and challenging without being unreasonable or argumentative. A girl who's passionate and loving who wants to go out and seize life but also lie about in my company doing absolutely nothing. And of course just a little bit mental.
I've never been one for having to have a specific type. I don't care what colour hair a girl has for instance. But in saying that I've always had a leaning toward big eyes, smiles and breasts.
My girlfriend is all these things and so much more. A million more things I never realised I wanted and now I'm completely ruined for all others. I truly have my perfect girlfriend.
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djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:00,
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Without being argumentative? Who the fuck are you dating?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:36,
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I'm guttedI thought he loved me.
He's evidently found someone else.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:05,
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and who doesn't nick anything that's not nailed down.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:26,
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Female.Chinese.
Incoherent.
Golden Bummed.
DING!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 4:28,
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