I slept like an angel
I went to bed at 7pm for a quick nap and woke up at 9pm, did a couple of things at home and went back to bed at 10pm thinking I wouldn't be able to go to sleep.

At 5am some bastard woke me up with a vuvuzela. A vuvuzela! At 5am! Anyway, he went on his merry way and I went back to sleep until 6:30 when the alarm clock woke me up.

I feel fresh and full of life today.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that is not what I want to hear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Sorry to dissapoint you
I'll try to have a bad night tonight.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

that's more like it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

You can talk with Mark
He does a good job at keeping me awake by snoring and sleep walking. Yesterday was one of the few nights when I was so tired that not even him could wake me up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

People who sleep badly ALWAYS want to hear how good everyone else is at it.
It was me outside with the vuvuzela. ME.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

It had to be you, eh?
Always annoying, always.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

*prouds*

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

that's true
if I tell someone how badly I slept, it always really cheers me up to be told that someone else slept like a baby.

"I lost both legs in an industrial accident"
"Really? I still have both of mine and have been skipping and jumping through meadows and over babbling brooks!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

TOTALLY THE SAME LEVEL OF DISTRESS
*applauds*
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

You should get happy with other people happiness
That's why you're so mean.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

The happiness of other people is very annoying.
In other news, make me some more tapas.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Me gustaría tener más patatas y masilla verde
Por favor.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Hahaha
Masilla = www.wordreference.com/es/en/translation.asp?spen=masilla

I'll only make more if you are happy about something that happened to me. Go on. Anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Google Translator used 'masilla' for 'stuff'
I am happy you had a good night's sleep, and that you're getting married to the lovely Mark!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I am happy that you're BRILLIANT at making putty tapas.

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I tawt I taw a putty tapas

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Hahaha
You two made me laugh. Ok, ok, but when and where?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)