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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning
I had a really shit nights sleep. I blame a load of you because I had a dream about a big /OT party in a farmhouse somewhere. It left me disturbed and unable to sleep. More than usual anyway.

you cunts

edit for Kitty: Question: Who's the cat that won't cop out, When there's danger all about?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:59, 95 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
who was in this dream? I'm curious.
and What were they doing? It takes a bit to disturb you...
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
there were a lot of people, even people where I don't know what they look like
it's fading, as dreams tend to do, but most of /OT was there. The main one I remember at the moment is Roota because she had become all bashful and wouldn't talk to me.

They weren't doing particularly disturbing things, that was a bit of dramatic licence
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
ahaha, that's a bit cute.
urgh. I just discovered a stick in my hair from when I went flower cutting in the garden earlier.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
I knew I'd be in there, cos I'm your BFF
But bashful, come on!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
BFF?
How come you get Vipros and I get Al?
:(
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
you and Al were BFFs way before Roota and I

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
I thought he was all that was left.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
:-(
you should have taken the time to shop around a bit more.

Besides, Roota and I being BFFs was inevitable. Two sides of the same coin etc.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
Oh that's true.
Queen Roota and Vipros the Queeen.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
may I refer you to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post779878
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
I had about three hours sleep last night.
Perhaps even when we're not all in the same room, Noel's snoring still keeps you and me awake.
Bastard Noel.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
that bastard
if I hadn't been in such a good mood that weekend that nights attempts at sleep would have destroyed me.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
I don't have a BFF
sadface.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
Have wellgroomedwookiee.
He's sarcastic and argumentative, but he's also very easy.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
he named his sig after my whippet
so he's a high contender
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
ME ME PICK ME!

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
SHUT UP.
I haven't got a bff and it's not fair.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Nor do I
I'd ask you but I don't think you've forgiven me yet :(
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I'm so sorry badge, I assumed you would have a thousand BFFs
and now the position has been filled. Maybe you and wookie can be BFFs?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Wookiee, GO! Badger, GO!
MECHA-SAM
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Badookiee?
Or a Woodger?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Woodger, definitely.
It sounds a little bit rude.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I don't have a BFF either
can't imagine why
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Neither do I Kitty. :(

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Nor do I
I'm like a one-man wolf pack.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Maybe I should hold auditions.
If any of you want to be my BFF you can apply here.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
How about...
I made you a badge? Two in fact, but one was a thinly-veiled insult.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
oh that's true
I'll add 'badgemaker extraordinaire' to your audition sheet.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
You don't expect me to sing or dance at these auditions, do you?
And if Simon Cowell's judging, do I lose points for pulling out my own femur to beat him to death with?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
No you gain points for that

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
ME ME PICK ME!!

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
If you pick me that's your charity work done for like, a decade
Otherwise you should probably sponsor me

uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserProfilePage.action?userUrl=martinandclaire
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Normally I do sponsor people, I think I sponsored Roota most recently
but as you might have seen in yesterday's thread, I have £33 in my bank account for the whole month, which works out at just over a pound a day, so I really can't afford to I'm afraid. If it's still open at the end of the month when I get paid I will sponsor you.

But you've ruled yourself out of the BFF running for making me feel bad.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I'm not really hoping for sponsorship from anyone here (except Larry cos he's fab)
am just pimping myself furiously. Sorry for making you feel bad. I know being skint is a bitch
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
So what happened to Skinnybint Under Instruction?
And do you want photos of those mini-manniquins or not?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Her BFF is Lampito.
Yes please, I would like to see them.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Lampito, really?
I thought you two were practically sisters.

(Lampito-nothing against you.Just saying like.)
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
They've been out drinking and bonding y'see
whereas we play pole together. I'm probably BFF second in command.

I want Aberracion to be my BFF.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Really?
Oh! That's so sweet! I've never had a BFF! Are you sure? Can I write to you? And call you every 5 min just to check if you're ok? And meet every afternoon to talk about the day while going shopping?

I'm so excited

*Dances around the office*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Yes, all those things :D
You can teach me to make paella and I'll teach you to make rainbow cupcakes, it'll be beautiful.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Oh! It sounds perfect!
When do we start?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Now I think
I'm already designing our matching hats.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Bieeeen!!
I'm crap at designing things or making things with my hands (apart from food)

I'm going to work hard and write a BFF song just for you!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)
You're my joint BFF.
I'm sticking it to the man and having TWO.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
yay!
go and get Larry Vest for calling you Skinnybint again. Get him!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
and woo!
Grrrrrr *bares teeth* *strains on lead*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Gutted.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
I have one now
EDIT: two in fact! I feel loved.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Yeah!
What he said
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
I know, weird right

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
I'm really sorry about what I did in the punch bowl.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
ok FINE ignore me
I'm glad I did it now.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I almost replied to it earlier
because I thought you might get upset. but then I didn't.

I'm surprised I don't remember seeing your big beaked face in my dream...
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
You should've checked the ceiling.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
that would've been horribly freaky
to look up and see that beaked, robed figure spread-eagled on the ceiling
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
You always were.
Don't lie to us, sonny jim.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
I was secretly proud I managed to get it in from that distance.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
No, YOU cunts.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
How delightful.
Thanks for stopping by.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
I thought it was both poetic and insightful

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
That's because you're a mong as well.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
can't deny it

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
dude, you're dreaming about us now?
You should get out more.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
you weren't there

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
Oh yes he was...
he was wanking behind a curtain.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
*shudder*

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
like a sexy wizard of oz.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
Hahahahaa

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
That's how I always think of you.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
haha dream burn

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Yeah get out more
smell the flowers.

flowers still warm bus seats.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
that's quite revolting

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I assume that my part in your dream involved something really gay
like bumming you. It's about time you confronted the reasons behind these fantasies
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
there was no sex involved.
gay or otherwise
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
So I wasn't in your dream at all then
Fucking hell, I'm even being rejected subconsciously
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)
you may have been with the sexy wizard behind the curtains

ugh, I've just had a disturbing idea for a film, involving Lampito with her appropriate name and Chompy as the wizard of Oz....
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
You'd have to be the cowardly lion mate
No-one else is sufficiently hairy
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
or cowardly

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
*raises hand*
correction
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Give him the validation he craves, V
Tell him he massively bummed everyone there and it was all shocking and such
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
yes
this is what happened
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
"V"?
Look at you two with your cutesy nicknames for each other
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
inventing things to get jealous over?
not a good look chum ;-)
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I can make anything look good

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
the photographic evidence tells a different story

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
No it doesn't
*furiously deletes 1,000 Facebook pictures*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
You didn't ask a question.
It's not STATEMENT OF THE WEEK. Jeez Vipros.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
You're not supposed to ask a question where there's only one answer!!
God you're shit at everything and the world.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
you still love me though

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Weird
Last night I had a dream that chickenlady gave me an STI test.
It was unusual to say the least, but certainly not unpleasant
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)
did you get the results?

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
The only result was waking up with an erection

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Whoa - bad trip man.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I slept like an angel
I went to bed at 7pm for a quick nap and woke up at 9pm, did a couple of things at home and went back to bed at 10pm thinking I wouldn't be able to go to sleep.

At 5am some bastard woke me up with a vuvuzela. A vuvuzela! At 5am! Anyway, he went on his merry way and I went back to sleep until 6:30 when the alarm clock woke me up.

I feel fresh and full of life today.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
that is not what I want to hear

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Sorry to dissapoint you
I'll try to have a bad night tonight.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
that's more like it

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
You can talk with Mark
He does a good job at keeping me awake by snoring and sleep walking. Yesterday was one of the few nights when I was so tired that not even him could wake me up.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
People who sleep badly ALWAYS want to hear how good everyone else is at it.
It was me outside with the vuvuzela. ME.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
It had to be you, eh?
Always annoying, always.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
*prouds*

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
that's true
if I tell someone how badly I slept, it always really cheers me up to be told that someone else slept like a baby.

"I lost both legs in an industrial accident"
"Really? I still have both of mine and have been skipping and jumping through meadows and over babbling brooks!"
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
TOTALLY THE SAME LEVEL OF DISTRESS
*applauds*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
You should get happy with other people happiness
That's why you're so mean.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
The happiness of other people is very annoying.
In other news, make me some more tapas.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Me gustaría tener más patatas y masilla verde
Por favor.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Hahaha
Masilla = www.wordreference.com/es/en/translation.asp?spen=masilla

I'll only make more if you are happy about something that happened to me. Go on. Anything.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Google Translator used 'masilla' for 'stuff'
I am happy you had a good night's sleep, and that you're getting married to the lovely Mark!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I am happy that you're BRILLIANT at making putty tapas.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I tawt I taw a putty tapas

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Hahaha
You two made me laugh. Ok, ok, but when and where?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
I thought I slept fine
I woke up just before my alarm, feeling refreshed and full of vigour.
I've been in work 40 minutes, and I feel utterly drained.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
You just can't manage the morning uberwanks any more, Labs.
Sadtimes.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Nooooooo...
he's SO going to ask you to help him
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I'm not sure...
last time we were on a thread together, I announced I was going to kick him in the nuts.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
That wouldn't help the uberwanks one bit.
Not. One. Bit.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
You love it
at least according to your browsing history
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Pah, my browsing history is meticulously scrubbed
Except at work, where I'm testing their web monitoring software by Googling odd things. Yesterday I looked up "Manly ways of killing yourself", so we'll see if I get called into a meeting soon ;)
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Careful
People here don't want to hear you saying you slept well.

Maybe you didn't have enough breakfast.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I didn't have any breakfast
I can't eat if I'm not hungry.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Are you hungry now?
Would you like some rum and raisin ice-cream?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
You wound me
*raisin rage*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
hahahahha

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Well, that'd explain
Maybe you should eat something now?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
Bert

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

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