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Morning
I had a really shit nights sleep. I blame a load of you because I had a dream about a big /OT party in a farmhouse somewhere. It left me disturbed and unable to sleep. More than usual anyway.
you cunts
edit for Kitty: Question: Who's the cat that won't cop out, When there's danger all about?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:59,
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who was in this dream? I'm curious.
and What were they doing? It takes a bit to disturb you...
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:01,
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there were a lot of people, even people where I don't know what they look like
it's fading, as dreams tend to do, but most of /OT was there. The main one I remember at the moment is Roota because she had become all bashful and wouldn't talk to me.
They weren't doing particularly disturbing things, that was a bit of dramatic licence
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:04,
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ahaha, that's a bit cute.
urgh. I just discovered a stick in my hair from when I went flower cutting in the garden earlier.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:07,
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I knew I'd be in there, cos I'm your BFF
But bashful, come on!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08,
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BFF?
How come you get Vipros and I get Al?
:(
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:09,
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you and Al were BFFs way before Roota and I
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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I thought he was all that was left.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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:-(
you should have taken the time to shop around a bit more.
Besides, Roota and I being BFFs was inevitable. Two sides of the same coin etc.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12,
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Oh that's true.
Queen Roota and Vipros the Queeen.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:13,
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may I refer you to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post779878
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:13,
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I had about three hours sleep last night.
Perhaps even when we're not all in the same room, Noel's snoring still keeps you and me awake.
Bastard Noel.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:16,
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that bastard
if I hadn't been in such a good mood that weekend that nights attempts at sleep would have destroyed me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17,
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I don't have a BFF
sadface.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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Have wellgroomedwookiee.
He's sarcastic and argumentative, but he's also very easy.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17,
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he named his sig after my whippet
so he's a high contender
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:38,
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ME ME PICK ME!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11,
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SHUT UP.
I haven't got a bff and it's not fair.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:36,
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Nor do I
I'd ask you but I don't think you've forgiven me yet :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:40,
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I'm so sorry badge, I assumed you would have a thousand BFFs
and now the position has been filled. Maybe you and wookie can be BFFs?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:42,
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Wookiee, GO! Badger, GO!
MECHA-SAM
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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Badookiee?
Or a Woodger?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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Woodger, definitely.
It sounds a little bit rude.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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I don't have a BFF either
can't imagine why
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:23,
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Neither do I Kitty. :(
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:27,
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Nor do I
I'm like a one-man wolf pack.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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Maybe I should hold auditions.
If any of you want to be my BFF you can apply here.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:37,
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How about...
I made you a badge? Two in fact, but one was a thinly-veiled insult.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:39,
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oh that's true
I'll add 'badgemaker extraordinaire' to your audition sheet.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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You don't expect me to sing or dance at these auditions, do you?
And if Simon Cowell's judging, do I lose points for pulling out my own femur to beat him to death with?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43,
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No you gain points for that
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:47,
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ME ME PICK ME!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11,
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If you pick me that's your charity work done for like, a decade
Otherwise you should probably sponsor me
uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserProfilePage.action?userUrl=martinandclaire
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:48,
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Normally I do sponsor people, I think I sponsored Roota most recently
but as you might have seen in yesterday's thread, I have £33 in my bank account for the whole month, which works out at just over a pound a day, so I really can't afford to I'm afraid. If it's still open at the end of the month when I get paid I will sponsor you.
But you've ruled yourself out of the BFF running for making me feel bad.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05,
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I'm not really hoping for sponsorship from anyone here (except Larry cos he's fab)
am just pimping myself furiously. Sorry for making you feel bad. I know being skint is a bitch
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12,
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So what happened to Skinnybint Under Instruction?
And do you want photos of those mini-manniquins or not?
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:49,
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Her BFF is Lampito.
Yes please, I would like to see them.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:06,
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Lampito, really?
I thought you two were practically sisters.
(Lampito-nothing against you.Just saying like.)
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11,
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They've been out drinking and bonding y'see
whereas we play pole together. I'm probably BFF second in command.
I want Aberracion to be my BFF.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:23,
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Really?
Oh! That's so sweet! I've never had a BFF! Are you sure? Can I write to you? And call you every 5 min just to check if you're ok? And meet every afternoon to talk about the day while going shopping?
I'm so excited
*Dances around the office*
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:28,
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Yes, all those things :D
You can teach me to make paella and I'll teach you to make rainbow cupcakes, it'll be beautiful.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:31,
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Oh! It sounds perfect!
When do we start?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:34,
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Now I think
I'm already designing our matching hats.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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Bieeeen!!
I'm crap at designing things or making things with my hands (apart from food)
I'm going to work hard and write a BFF song just for you!
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:46,
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You're my joint BFF.
I'm sticking it to the man and having TWO.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:33,
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yay!
go and get Larry Vest for calling you Skinnybint again. Get him!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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and woo!
Grrrrrr *bares teeth* *strains on lead*
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:42,
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Gutted.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:17,
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I have one now
EDIT: two in fact! I feel loved.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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Yeah!
What he said
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:11,
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I know, weird right
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:09,
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I'm really sorry about what I did in the punch bowl.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08,
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ok FINE ignore me
I'm glad I did it now.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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I almost replied to it earlier
because I thought you might get upset. but then I didn't.
I'm surprised I don't remember seeing your big beaked face in my dream...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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You should've checked the ceiling.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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that would've been horribly freaky
to look up and see that beaked, robed figure spread-eagled on the ceiling
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40,
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You always were.
Don't lie to us, sonny jim.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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I was secretly proud I managed to get it in from that distance.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36,
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No, YOU cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:04,
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How delightful.
Thanks for stopping by.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:06,
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I thought it was both poetic and insightful
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:07,
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That's because you're a mong as well.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08,
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can't deny it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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dude, you're dreaming about us now?
You should get out more.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:07,
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you weren't there
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:09,
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Oh yes he was...
he was wanking behind a curtain.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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*shudder*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:11,
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like a sexy wizard of oz.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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I like this
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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Hahahahaa
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17,
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That's how I always think of you.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17,
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haha dream burn
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:16,
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Yeah get out more
smell the flowers.
flowers still warm bus seats.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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that's quite revolting
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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I assume that my part in your dream involved something really gay
like bumming you. It's about time you confronted the reasons behind these fantasies
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12,
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there was no sex involved.
gay or otherwise
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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So I wasn't in your dream at all then
Fucking hell, I'm even being rejected subconsciously
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:24,
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you may have been with the sexy wizard behind the curtains
ugh, I've just had a disturbing idea for a film, involving Lampito with her appropriate name and Chompy as the wizard of Oz....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:26,
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You'd have to be the cowardly lion mate
No-one else is sufficiently hairy
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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or cowardly
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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*raises hand*
correction
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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Give him the validation he craves, V
Tell him he massively bummed everyone there and it was all shocking and such
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:25,
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yes
this is what happened
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:26,
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"V"?
Look at you two with your cutesy nicknames for each other
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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inventing things to get jealous over?
not a good look chum ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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I can make anything look good
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36,
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the photographic evidence tells a different story
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40,
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No it doesn't
*furiously deletes 1,000 Facebook pictures*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43,
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You didn't ask a question.
It's not STATEMENT OF THE WEEK. Jeez Vipros.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:17,
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You're not supposed to ask a question where there's only one answer!!
God you're shit at everything and the world.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36,
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you still love me though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:54,
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Weird
Last night I had a dream that chickenlady gave me an STI test.
It was unusual to say the least, but certainly not unpleasant
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:19,
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did you get the results?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:20,
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The only result was waking up with an erection
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:22,
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Whoa - bad trip man.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:20,
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I slept like an angel
I went to bed at 7pm for a quick nap and woke up at 9pm, did a couple of things at home and went back to bed at 10pm thinking I wouldn't be able to go to sleep.
At 5am some bastard woke me up with a vuvuzela. A vuvuzela! At 5am! Anyway, he went on his merry way and I went back to sleep until 6:30 when the alarm clock woke me up.
I feel fresh and full of life today.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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that is not what I want to hear
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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Sorry to dissapoint you
I'll try to have a bad night tonight.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40,
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that's more like it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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You can talk with Mark
He does a good job at keeping me awake by snoring and sleep walking. Yesterday was one of the few nights when I was so tired that not even him could wake me up.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:57,
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People who sleep badly ALWAYS want to hear how good everyone else is at it.
It was me outside with the vuvuzela. ME.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:36,
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It had to be you, eh?
Always annoying, always.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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*prouds*
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42,
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that's true
if I tell someone how badly I slept, it always really cheers me up to be told that someone else slept like a baby.
"I lost both legs in an industrial accident"
"Really? I still have both of mine and have been skipping and jumping through meadows and over babbling brooks!"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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TOTALLY THE SAME LEVEL OF DISTRESS
*applauds*
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43,
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You should get happy with other people happiness
That's why you're so mean.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:57,
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The happiness of other people is very annoying.
In other news, make me some more tapas.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:59,
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Me gustaría tener más patatas y masilla verde
Por favor.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:02,
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Hahaha
Masilla =
www.wordreference.com/es/en/translation.asp?spen=masillaI'll only make more if you are happy about something that happened to me. Go on. Anything.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05,
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Google Translator used 'masilla' for 'stuff'
I am happy you had a good night's sleep, and that you're getting married to the lovely Mark!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:09,
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I am happy that you're BRILLIANT at making putty tapas.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:10,
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I tawt I taw a putty tapas
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:16,
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Hahaha
You two made me laugh. Ok, ok, but when and where?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:22,
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I thought I slept fine
I woke up just before my alarm, feeling refreshed and full of vigour.
I've been in work 40 minutes, and I feel utterly drained.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:38,
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You just can't manage the morning uberwanks any more, Labs.
Sadtimes.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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Nooooooo...
he's SO going to ask you to help him
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42,
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I'm not sure...
last time we were on a thread together, I announced I was going to kick him in the nuts.
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:45,
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That wouldn't help the uberwanks one bit.
Not. One. Bit.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:46,
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You love it
at least according to your browsing history
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:06,
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Pah, my browsing history is meticulously scrubbed
Except at work, where I'm testing their web monitoring software by Googling odd things. Yesterday I looked up "Manly ways of killing yourself", so we'll see if I get called into a meeting soon ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12,
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Careful
People here don't want to hear you saying you slept well.
Maybe you didn't have enough breakfast.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:50,
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I didn't have any breakfast
I can't eat if I'm not hungry.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:51,
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Are you hungry now?
Would you like some rum
and raisin ice-cream?
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thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:52,
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You wound me
*raisin rage*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:55,
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hahahahha
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12,
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Well, that'd explain
Maybe you should eat something now?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:58,
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Bert
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