Maybe I should hold auditions.
If any of you want to be my BFF you can apply here.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How about...
I made you a badge? Two in fact, but one was a thinly-veiled insult.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

oh that's true
I'll add 'badgemaker extraordinaire' to your audition sheet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

You don't expect me to sing or dance at these auditions, do you?
And if Simon Cowell's judging, do I lose points for pulling out my own femur to beat him to death with?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

No you gain points for that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

ME ME PICK ME!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

If you pick me that's your charity work done for like, a decade
Otherwise you should probably sponsor me

uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserProfilePage.action?userUrl=martinandclaire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Normally I do sponsor people, I think I sponsored Roota most recently
but as you might have seen in yesterday's thread, I have £33 in my bank account for the whole month, which works out at just over a pound a day, so I really can't afford to I'm afraid. If it's still open at the end of the month when I get paid I will sponsor you.

But you've ruled yourself out of the BFF running for making me feel bad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I'm not really hoping for sponsorship from anyone here (except Larry cos he's fab)
am just pimping myself furiously. Sorry for making you feel bad. I know being skint is a bitch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

So what happened to Skinnybint Under Instruction?
And do you want photos of those mini-manniquins or not?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Her BFF is Lampito.
Yes please, I would like to see them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Lampito, really?
I thought you two were practically sisters.

(Lampito-nothing against you.Just saying like.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

They've been out drinking and bonding y'see
whereas we play pole together. I'm probably BFF second in command.

I want Aberracion to be my BFF.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Really?
Oh! That's so sweet! I've never had a BFF! Are you sure? Can I write to you? And call you every 5 min just to check if you're ok? And meet every afternoon to talk about the day while going shopping?

I'm so excited

*Dances around the office*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Yes, all those things :D
You can teach me to make paella and I'll teach you to make rainbow cupcakes, it'll be beautiful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Oh! It sounds perfect!
When do we start?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Now I think
I'm already designing our matching hats.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Bieeeen!!
I'm crap at designing things or making things with my hands (apart from food)

I'm going to work hard and write a BFF song just for you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

You're my joint BFF.
I'm sticking it to the man and having TWO.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

yay!
go and get Larry Vest for calling you Skinnybint again. Get him!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

and woo!
Grrrrrr *bares teeth* *strains on lead*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)