I thought I slept fine
I woke up just before my alarm, feeling refreshed and full of vigour.
I've been in work 40 minutes, and I feel utterly drained.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You just can't manage the morning uberwanks any more, Labs.
Sadtimes.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Nooooooo...
he's SO going to ask you to help him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm not sure...
last time we were on a thread together, I announced I was going to kick him in the nuts.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

That wouldn't help the uberwanks one bit.
Not. One. Bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You love it
at least according to your browsing history
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Pah, my browsing history is meticulously scrubbed
Except at work, where I'm testing their web monitoring software by Googling odd things. Yesterday I looked up "Manly ways of killing yourself", so we'll see if I get called into a meeting soon ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Careful
People here don't want to hear you saying you slept well.

Maybe you didn't have enough breakfast.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I didn't have any breakfast
I can't eat if I'm not hungry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Are you hungry now?
Would you like some rum and raisin ice-cream?
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

You wound me
*raisin rage*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

hahahahha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Well, that'd explain
Maybe you should eat something now?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)