The cooking for me is a bonus, I can barely cook at all
I can also be a bit messy, but only in my room. I live by myself now (apart from half the week when the missus is over), and I love having my own place!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I had a room mate for about a month
but he made me want to rip his eyes out so I had to kick him out. The final straw came when he ordered cable without telling me. My first clue was a letter addressed to me telling me when the guy would be over to install the huge dish on the side of my house.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Wow, that's quite a dick move

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Indeed
He was so annoying that it got to the point where I realised I had become a psychopath. I started getting angry about really unreasonable things, like the cheese thing. He used to grate a ridiculous amount of cheese onto every meal and that started making me angry. It was usually my cheese, but I was like "WHY DO YOU NEED SO MUCH CHEESE?! I HATE YOU!!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I have a lot of cheese on my food
But it's MY cheese, and I'm protective of it. In fact, stealing any of my food (you may use SOME sauces, just don't finish them) is a sin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

He used to drink a pint of milk every morning
even if it was the only pint left in the fridge.

This led to me getting home from work one night at midnight and finding he'd drunk the pint I'd bought that day. So I had to go out to get another pint (and was stopped by the police for being a hooker) so I could have a coffee in the morning. When I got up the next day, he'd drunk it. I think I blacked out with rage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I would have killed him
Several times in different ways. All of them painful
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

cable generally doesn't require a satellite dish

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

well fine, maybe it was satellite.
It definitely involved giant dish installation.

Pedant
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)