++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++
ANOTHER BUMDER HAS REVEALED HIMSELF (NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PERVERTS) AND IS KNOWN TO BE IN THE AREA. BERT HAS INADVERTENTLY OUTED HIMSELF AS A BUMDER IN A STING OPERATION DURING WHICH HE ADMITTED TO HIS LOVE OF THE SINGLE MOST BUMDERISH THING ON THE TELLY RIGHT NOW. WOULD THE MASSIVE BUMDER KNOWN AS 'DARTH FOXTROT' (CHRIST THAT'S A BUMDERISH NAME) PLEASE MAKE HIS WAY OVER TO THIS THREAD TO DISTRACT THIS RECENTLY OUTED BUMDER WITH A GOOD THOROUGH BUMDERISING. ONCE YOU HAVE BUGGERED ONE ANOTHER SENSELESS YOU SHOULD HOPEFULLY BOTH BE SPENT AND THEREFORE NO LONGER A THREAT TO THE REST OF OUR POSTERIORS. BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You enjoy this far too much.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I do.
But something's got to give my life some purpose, even if that something is exaggerated casual homophobia.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Better than charity work anyway.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It makes me piss myself every time
Especially when it's not aimed at me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)