Sterling job at
winning friends in your new site, old chap.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:39, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that's what I was thinking
I know we have a reputation for giving newbies a baptism of fire, but if you're going to come in all douche guns blazing what can you expect really?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I like him.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Me too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

you should send him
a spreadsheet of friendship, or somesuch.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

it's not exactly hard is it?
Darth Foxtrot both managed fine, despite being an argumentative and massively annoying bender.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

...who you've freely admitted is practically the same person as you
That noise you can hear is the sound of a man smugly shooting himself in his brogue-clad foot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

practically being the key word here
and that practically element in this instance does not include the word bender

I'll happily hold my hands up to being argumentative and massively annoying
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

That's the only time anyone has implied a compliment
in calling me massively annoying.

MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL MEAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'm not a newbie
Just an incredibly slow typer
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Opinion was formed before you finished typing that
Now fuck off back to QOTW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

gi' him a handbagging, Darth

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

hand tea
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I now imagine John Anderson blowing a whistle and yelling
"NEWBIE...READY!

BUMDER...READY!"
*PHEEEEEEEEP*
"BUM HIM!"*

*_{May not have happened during the original series of Gladiators, but it always looked like it might}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

dude I just saw your pictures!
suck my balls.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

best comeback ever.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Hang about
You responded to my post by looking at my profile, and are now inviting me to fellate you...

THE MANTLE HAS BEEN PASSED

Crowsephine, do your thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You know you've truly arrived on here
When you can start bullying the newer newbies :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I assumed (which seems to be par for the course on here today btw)
that you were of the ball sucking persuasion, if that is not the case feel free to chow down on my moobs spandex worshipper
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

you haven't worked out replies yet?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

nope
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Applebite does love the spandex though

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Ohhh, I do.
Did you not read my description of my portrait in the previous thread?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Mate, I'm obviously much more intelligent than you, as is Monty
Is going after us using words you don't understand really the way forward?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

what's all this business of "going after" people recently?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

There's a lot of bitter weird people here
they believe that insulting someone counts as a victory and will make them popular with people they admire.
It's pretty pathetic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Shut up, Rapey!
*holds up hand for high fives*
*is left hanging by everyone*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*high fives hard*
I don't necessarily agree, I just can't resist a high five
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Aww, I was proving Chompy right in jest
But cheers for the authoritative high five!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I know
but come on - high fives!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

True!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I've given up on high fives
even ironically you look like a twat.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I remembered the other day
that a little while ago when drunk, a bunch of mates and I were attempting a multi-person, high-then-low-five, Top Gun style.

It was not successful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

The high-then-low!
I shall have to do this IMMEDIATELY.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

was it you who hadn't seen Top Gun?
if so, then you need to watch it to see how it is done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Cheers for the heads up Shakespeare.
probably scan your posts before posting them next time. I see this is turning into some sort of contest for you to show that you are no longer a newbie so crack on. As you for and Monty being more intelligent than me, possibly, collectively? how will we ever know? You are dancing in your tights in the states, I'm studying in the UK. As for Monty? I'm not privy to his diary so can't speak for him. Maybe one day we can have a little B3ta gathering and you can bring some iq tests along. In the meantime, I maintain, sincerely, suck my balls.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

What is this obsession with your balls?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

you are definitely growing on me
like a likeable fungus.

however, Darth is in the UK too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

nah I think he's really obnoxious
kind of like scrappy doo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I think everyone should just stop this right now
And start a proper fight in a new thread as reading this is hurting my eyes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I usually do this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post780814
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Helps/ But I still want to see some more slapfights over here, it's only reason why I grace this place with my face.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

mad rhyming skillz there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

ooh clever hobbitses

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Is this directed at me?
I'm confused.

Ohh, you were trying to reply to Darth. I see. Maybe save the three syllable words til you've figured out the reply system. Don't run before you can walk, dear. You'll only fall flat on your face and everyone will laugh.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

No, not at at you. Loving how you pointed out I don't know how to reply properly but fail to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Chins.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

You need to be more specific in your attacks
focus on Darth he's an easier target, work up to the board wide, "you're all cunts and I HATE YOU" posts.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

In fact, here's a cheat sheet
Darth's a bumder
Chompy's a date-rapist
TGB has a cavernous vadge
Applebite and Kitty are the same person
Vipros is smug
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Deep breath:
I don't hate anyone. I am obsessed with my balls, which man isn't? I'm not attacking Darth Foxtrot or Monty or the Apple whatever his name is forgot (sorry not a slur) I don't know how to reply properly, I'm not a newbie have been a member for more than two years, I am liking Kitty O Hara and Psychochomp already and I'm gonna be here for a long time so get used to me. Puppy Power my friends, Puppy Power.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

The replies thing is simple
just click whichever post you want to reply to, but click the reply button on the actual post, not on any replies beneath it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Applebite
she's a girl
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

HER!
I'M A FUCKING GIRL! Christ, I'm sick of people getting that one wrong.
Get that right and we'll get along fine.

I don't think you're attacking me. I just like being awkward. I'm going to try and be nice here, don't get used to it. I think people have just taken umbridge at you coming in with guns blazing and on the offensive, you wouldn't try to join a new friendship group IRL by jumping in the middle of it and calling everyone cunts. It's works the same way here. And Monty is like that with everyone.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Is it not obvious?
Just click reply on the post you are directing your impotent fury ONLINE at. Not the one you expect your post to appear below.

I can draw pictures if you like.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

pictures yes please

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

ha we are the same person
but I'm the nicer version, like good cop bad cop.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I break 'em down, probably with a whip and some spike heels. And then you make them cupcakes and tell them everything will be alright
And then they end up confessing everything while crying into your shoulder. And then we sling 'em back in the cell and go for beers to celebrate another job well done. And the credits roll over a freeze frame of us clinking glasses and laughing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I want to see this made into a film.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)