Also: where the fuck were you in the last thread?
Bobby invited me to suck his balls. I am no longer happy to accept any accusations of being the biggest bumder B3tan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah, apologies for the delay, I was talking to my supervisor
(He talks a lot)

*ahem*
HE'S A BUMDER!
HE'S A BUMDER!
G5~~
D5~~
da capo ad nauseam

Edit: And I should point out that he specifically invited you to suck his testicular orbs. Bumder he may be, but why do you think he chose you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You've lost your will to shout bumder?
This is a new era in b3ta
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Oh no, I'll gladly carry on shouting 'Bumder' at anyone who exhibits vaguely bumderish behaviour
(Though I fear some may feel that this dead horse has been flogged quite enough...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

It's almost post-apocalyptic.
Without Crow protecting us, the bumders will rise and enslave us all!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Too right
How are we going to know when to protect our bums?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

*rubs hands together, laughing manically*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You too, Brutus?
(The quote might be different in your language)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Nope, it's still latin
Et Tu Brute?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Good, in that case
I can't believe you're a bumder as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

In the case of your (frankly magnificent) backside, I think I can get away with being called a bumder, haha
Could be worse, I could be Darth
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Thanks... I think

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Don't worry, it was intended on being a compliment

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Yes, I thought so
You might have to refine your technique, I don't know if telling a lady you want to fuck her ass is the best way to go on... :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I've just realised that's actually come across that way
The initial comment was meant as a joke, I was simply commenting that you have a rather lovely backside, not that I wanted to fuck it (well, you know what I mean)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I think so
I think it's best if we leave it as it is, because it's getting complicated and embarrasing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Yes Dear

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You wish sonny

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

You too, love.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

you obviously haven't seen
the picture of him in a dress then
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Well, she's met me 3 times, so she should know best of all
Plus, she's seen my summer clothes!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

See is not the verb I'd use there
You can't look at them directly or you'll burn your eyes.

However, no, I haven't seen you in a dress.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Really?
Bloody hell, here you are - Terrible, I know
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Oh, yes, I remember now!
You looked quite sexy, if a bit older than you really are. What was it for?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Lost a bet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

You should come with us next time
to the Rocky Horror, you'll look great in full drag.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

No chance
Have spent years telling people no to that. Not a fan at all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You don't know what you're missing
I know so many people who said no after the film (including myself) and then had so much fun at the theatre.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I'll consider it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'll let you know next time it's in town.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

it was in his profile a while back

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

only 3?
you must have been hiding it well then
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

She's one of the b3tans who has met me the most actually....
Quite a shock!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

thank fuck

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You were worried he might find out about you, eh?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

titles aren't a mantle to be passed on
We're not waiting to find someone more smug than Vipros for example. Your only hope is that your bumder meme can be replaced with another like when PsychoChomp joined OT. His meme used to be that he was actually she. Since we've got to know him better we've realised classifying him as a sex offender is much more appropriate.
( djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

well explained there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

- and at a slight tangent -
I've given up with the hippy tag. It was the surfing that spoilt the image - just far too energetic for your normal limp flower child.
Of course, in my mind I see you wearing flairs, bearded, paisley shirt, waistcoat, hairband, joint, peace sign.
Just can't imagine that on a longboard.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Have I somehow outed myself?
I don't think I'm a bumder but who knows.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

don't worry about it
you perhaps slightly overdid the suck my balls thing, but you still seem a paragon of heterosexual masculinity compared to Bumder-in-Chief Darth Foxtrot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I did watch southpark yesterday
Must try harder next time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

my first thoughts were of cartmen I must admit
which is why I think your usage was legit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You obviously are a bumder
luckily for you the bumder meme has already been inaccurately assigned. This does mean that you'll need to work hard to throw off your current "whinging workshy student" tag, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)