I'm not homophobic
it's just so far I think you're a bit of a tool. I'm not cementing that opinion so let's see what happens in the future eh.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, you are
You've assumed from pictures on my profile of me dancing that I'm gay. You ARE homophobic - it might just be on an instinctual (look it up), subconscious level rather than the more obvious verbal, abusive way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I didn't assume you were gay
someone told me on the previous post, you know the one where you threw all your toys out of the pram. Plus so far today you have accused me of being gay and homophobic. Make up your mind pal. From your photoes I assumed you were a twat not a homosexual.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

a lot of gay men are homophobic before they accept themselves
I'm wise like Jeremy Kyle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Jeremy Kyle
does a brilliant radio show on Talksport. So he's not all bad.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

you can think he's a tool without mentioning the gayness.
We do.

Well I suppose that's not true, we ALWAYS mention the gayness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Indeed. I make a point of doing so.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

point of doing so mean spaghetti bolognaise.

Wait, that's not mean at all, what am I doing?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Funny you should say that...
I am actually quite pleased with my recipe for spag bol.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Post some to me
I'll grade you. You might get marked down on presentation if you use Royal Mail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Would you prefer it in a jar or a paper bag?
(I'd prefer to reduce the postage costs if at all possible, is all...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I want you to put a small hole in an orange
and replace the contents of the orange with the spaghetti, then send me the orange.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't think the orange will fit through the slot on the postbox...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

yeah, that's the main problem with what I suggested.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Citrus fruits are normally such efficient transporters of pasta sauces

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

can I recommend using a grapefruit, and sending it by special delivery

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Thank god we've got an engineer here
Kitty, expect to wait in at home to sign for a hundredweight in grapefruit filled with bolognese sauce. I'll send the spaghetti in a hollowed-out cucumber.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I really really want you to do this.
srsly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

for the record and the last i'll say on the matter
I didn't mention the gayness once. I just said suck my balls the rest is from Darth tosspot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)