I'll give you a claw hammer to the back of the head, and some bushes on Wimbledon Common

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

DEAL
The back end of a claw hammer is my personal weapon of choice, I can imagine pulling it out of the shattered remains of somebody's skull would be very satisfying
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It's alright
Nothing like putting your fingers in afterwards though, licking it up, smearing it round your mouth. You end up looking like an messy child who has been eating Period Pie Jam Roly Poly
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I have a ball-pein hammer I could put to good use.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)