All the men I've been involved with apart from two
have had hairy chests.
The last hairless one gave me the creeps.

Hairy chests go along with muscles and being tall and strong.
I'm going to lie down in a darkened room now.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*bares chest*
*flexes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*fans self*
*swoons*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

if only I had respectable muscles in places other than my shoulders...
(and groin)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Sadly I could probably match you on the shoulders
:/
When I wear strapless dresses I have to ensure I'm wearing loads of makeup, otherwise I look like a builder from Gravesend.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

not a good look for a lady I imagine
I've been wearing checked shirts quite a lot recently, and have started to look like either a cowboy or a lumberjack. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I can't wear checked shirts
for exactly the same reason.

Some days I wish I was petite and under 5'6" and not 'sturdy'.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

my ex was
(apart from her gargantuan breasts)

I was always worried I'd break her.

There is definitely a market for real sized women such as yourself. Tall, broad men require non-fragile women.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I have found this
but then I've tended to date climbers, mountain bikers and other outdoorsy types. Husband #1 was an ex-soldier, husband #2 a farmer.

I can't be doing with wimps - they need to be able to wrestle a bear and then beat me at arm-wrestling.
Hairless men can't do this. FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I approve of this.
my mrs isn't small, 5'7 and quite well-built for a lady, and I carried her upstairs the other day because she foolishly said I couldn't after I had picked her up.

I wouldn't be able to call myself a man if I hadn't been able to do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Rrrraaarrrrr!
That is all.
:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

frankly I think I was lucky I didn't injure myself
carrying a load is easy. carrying it upstairs and round corners is not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Fireman's lift over the shoulder is the way to go
But being 'swept off your feet' is more romantic.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I should have gone with fireman's lift
as it was it was front to front, with legs wrapped round me. not easy to go upstairs!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)