Why do people sell their souls for a flashy wedding?
Is it a way of making sure thay can't get divorced until its all payed for. Or, if parents are paying, a way for them to make sarcastic comments when you are divorced.

I really hope you have a loving, long lasting marriage, but the wedding can go fuck itself.

Is that an incongruancy?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Here chickky, chick, chick.
*edit* I see you found your missing 'n'.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Ninja'd yer Larry.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ninja'd?
Three toed sloth would have had you if you'd been any slower.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I don't want a flashy wedding
I'm happy with a few friends, but Mark has A LOT of friends, so it didn't seem fair.

I've told my parents I don't want any fancy food. Paella or some kind of rice, something filling and cheap, that'll do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

a big fucking paella is a great idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Probably what it was invented for.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Exactly
They're offering me lord wellington and cheddar, FFS!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

lord wellington?
surely he's rather decayed by now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Probably Beef, but who knows with these forrins.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Yes, beef
It sounds very posh and exotic in Tenerife, but I can't bring 100 Englishman/British to Spain and offer them Lord Wellington beef and cheddar, can I?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

trying to cook beef wellington for that many would be a shame
it's supposed to be made with fillet, and that wouldn't be done justice en masse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I have no idea how they'd cook it
But again, I don't want to offer the British some British food. The woman in the hotel got quite upset that I didn't agree with her that it was the best meal for the guiris, and said it had always been a success between your type of people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Go with the paella, Bad Beef Wellington would be like.... just bad, that's all.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Guiris say no to bad beef Wellington.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

^This
I am sick of some non-descript chicken meal. I'm also a bit sick of weddings full-stop (damn being at "that age" where all your mates/cousins marry).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

we've having roasted meat at mine
pig, cow and possibly turkey. in a bun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

And I'm going to the St Keverne ox roast in a few weeks. Jealous?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I've never had ox
so yes, I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

It's not really ox - it's the best roast beef you've ever had.
Get yer gums round that.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

mmmmm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Yum! That sounds damn fine.

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Mmmmm
That sounds great.

I think I'm going to go for a buffet thing, with different dishes so everyone can choose.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)