Have both
Becky is well - we had a laugh and talked about ALL OF YOU!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh? Did you talk about me?
I demand pandering!
Also, there's an FML app, and a TFLN (Texts from Last Night) which keep me amused, as does Worms, Settlers, Peggle, Plants vs Zombies and Word with Friends.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Yes, we did talk about you, briefly
I've got Plants vs Zombies. Will look for the others.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Favourably I hope
If you get the free version of Words with Friends, we can play Scrabble together, however I'm aware I'll probably lose.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Yep, you will
because I cheat
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

No using websites to get some obscure word!
Caught the missus doing that, I was not impressed, until I beat her regardless.
And I'm going to take it that your conversation with Becky about me consisted of "That Lab's fit, I'd do 'im for sure!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Pffft!
Of course!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Good, I needed that boost
Just forked out for four new tyres for my car and had a minor bollocking at work (kinda deserved it).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Yeah it like totally did. Yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

My ego chooses to ignore your sarcasm
Self-preservation an' all that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You can't see sarcasm on the internets. No you just can't see sarcasm on the internets.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

In my head you're totally telling Chickenlady
About all the filthy things you'd do to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Nah, diagrams are the way forward I've found. Avoids any confusion then.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Good idea
I've been known to miss verbal suggestions, but some slides would get the point across.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I'll make you a powerpoint when I get home and gaz it to you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Please do
If it works for Chompy!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Listen, in my defence it was dark and I didn't know she was in the room when I did it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Oh baby you fucking loved it. My left leg, less so.
We learned about undulating bacteria today at college. Made me think of you and get totally moist.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Those unudulating bacteria are just lifestylers,
I'm the real deal.

Hope your leg is all healed up now, those sucker marks fade after time.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Don't make me moist again, I'm on the bus, someone else'll have to use this seat after me!
I put some dermasol on it and it's a healthy pink again now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You're on the bus?
Look over your shoulder, I bet psychochomp is right behind you.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Oh shit, I thought I could feel his breath on my neck and hear the clink clink rattle of 1000 paperclips in a state of arousal
On the tube now, so I should be safe
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Fortunately there's nobody in my office right now
You fucker
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Aren't we supposed to tell you to fuck off if we see you on here today?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)