What's your ideal day out?
Yesterday I met Becky in London and we went to the V&A - it was ace - especially the shoes, less so the sweaty Circle Line.

Alt question - I've recently been given an iPod touch, what apps are the BEST EVAR?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, 150 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There's an ap where you pretend it's a pint of beer
it's awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Seen it
Entertained me for....ooh, twenty seconds.

Next.

EDIT: That was rather harsh of me. Sorry.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

the fishing game is best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Fishing game?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Needs moar description.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You fish in it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Before going home and throwing one of your ca^H^H^H^H^H^H^H

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

RIS?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

i think he was about to say "throwing one of your cats at the window"
but I have NO idea what the Hs are all about
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

surfing with mates on a glorious sunny day
with very few touristy cunts in the water. Followed by bbq and spliffs on the beach.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

if there was a 'best answer ever' button
you would have had my vote.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I've not tried surfing but this sounds all of the win
I used to climb with some surfers and they kept trying to get me to have a go...and surf too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

hohoho
surfing is the greatest thing. I can't describe how awesome it feels.

it's hard work, but easier than it looks to pick up the basics. I suspect you'd probably take to it quite well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'm not so sure
I'm not a terribly strong swimmer - despite the massive shoulders. I can only do about 600m without getting bored - and even then I'm pushing it on the boredom threshold. Although that is in a pool...and I did go gorge walking a few weeks back and loved it - even the bits where we had to jump in from a great height - huge adrenaline buzz.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

it's not quite the same muscles as swimming
it uses the arm muscles a bit more because you are a bit elevated from the waters surface.

the paddling is a bit of a bugger but it is interspersed with experiences of exhilaration and pleasure. well worth it.

I've never done any other activity that gives you such a full body workout either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

You've obviously never tried
Cycle-boxing!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I really want to....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

It's quite a rush
Road Queensbury is best for beginners, but I've moved on to Downhill Muay Thai. Not yet man enough for Dirt Trail Dirty Boxing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I seriously reckon this sport has some mileage
we should start a club.

we can wear polo shirts and hoodies with UB* Cycle Boxing on the back

*University of B3ta
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

This could really, really work
Cycling along side by side, dukin' it out. It'll be quite tactical, do you keep a full guard, meaning you don't have a hand on the handlebar? Do you look where you're going, or at your opponent? Swinging hard would surely send them sprawling, but if you miss, you risk throwing your balance off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'm stifling laughter about people on bikes with boxing gloves on personally
I was envisioning it starting a bit like a joust, but then coming down to circling each other and darting in for a punch.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Jousting on bikes hurts a lot
It could work that way too though, maybe mix it up each round?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

PJM should try this
his balancing skills are not always good....
I could make £200 sending the vid to that long haired chappy from the West Country.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I'd break my fist on his sixpack
Then he'd knock me out with his massive cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Look, I was very drunk. Okay?
Pfft!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

this could not sound more made up

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

It's only made up until I punch someone on my ride home

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

you gain more and more of my respect every day Lab
I was hoping my bike would be fixed today, then I could go sparring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

You're far too kind
Glad to see you're getting your bike fixed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it
aside from paying 60% of the value of the bike when new in parts and labour...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Rock climbing gives you pretty much a full body workout
And the biggest high ever when you realise you're NOT DEAD!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I'm really really shit at heights
so I'm not into climbing.

I also have a history of injuring myself doing things like skating and such, so I stick to going fast on water. much safer.

although I have twisted my knee surfing, and almost snapped my little finger. as well as being hit in the head, hitting another guy in the face, and had to drive my gf to hospital after her board hit her in the face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Her surf board hit her, isn't that right love,
you were surfing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

because I haven't had all the domestic abuse jokes
and didn't spend several hours in an A&E waiting room with the other people in there accusing me, with their eyes of beating her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

alt q answer
Whatsapp is good for chatting to friends but please get doodlejump. boing boing boing boing boing!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Got doodlejump
Will look for whatsapp.

I'm interested in geeky organising ones rather than games tbh.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

And how is Becky? Left in one piece, I hope
You have to get the Sickipedia app, and try out Tap Tap Revenge if you like music rhythm games.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Have both
Becky is well - we had a laugh and talked about ALL OF YOU!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Oh? Did you talk about me?
I demand pandering!
Also, there's an FML app, and a TFLN (Texts from Last Night) which keep me amused, as does Worms, Settlers, Peggle, Plants vs Zombies and Word with Friends.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Yes, we did talk about you, briefly
I've got Plants vs Zombies. Will look for the others.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Favourably I hope
If you get the free version of Words with Friends, we can play Scrabble together, however I'm aware I'll probably lose.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Yep, you will
because I cheat
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

No using websites to get some obscure word!
Caught the missus doing that, I was not impressed, until I beat her regardless.
And I'm going to take it that your conversation with Becky about me consisted of "That Lab's fit, I'd do 'im for sure!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Pffft!
Of course!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Good, I needed that boost
Just forked out for four new tyres for my car and had a minor bollocking at work (kinda deserved it).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Yeah it like totally did. Yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

My ego chooses to ignore your sarcasm
Self-preservation an' all that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You can't see sarcasm on the internets. No you just can't see sarcasm on the internets.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

In my head you're totally telling Chickenlady
About all the filthy things you'd do to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Nah, diagrams are the way forward I've found. Avoids any confusion then.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Good idea
I've been known to miss verbal suggestions, but some slides would get the point across.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I'll make you a powerpoint when I get home and gaz it to you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Please do
If it works for Chompy!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Listen, in my defence it was dark and I didn't know she was in the room when I did it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Oh baby you fucking loved it. My left leg, less so.
We learned about undulating bacteria today at college. Made me think of you and get totally moist.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Those unudulating bacteria are just lifestylers,
I'm the real deal.

Hope your leg is all healed up now, those sucker marks fade after time.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Don't make me moist again, I'm on the bus, someone else'll have to use this seat after me!
I put some dermasol on it and it's a healthy pink again now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You're on the bus?
Look over your shoulder, I bet psychochomp is right behind you.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Oh shit, I thought I could feel his breath on my neck and hear the clink clink rattle of 1000 paperclips in a state of arousal
On the tube now, so I should be safe
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Fortunately there's nobody in my office right now
You fucker
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Aren't we supposed to tell you to fuck off if we see you on here today?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)

The sikipedia app is not official
and cr3 and rob aren't particularly happy about it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Are they not?
I thought they allowed use of the API? (not sure I have that right)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I think the problem was that they were charging for it,
(not sure if they still do)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

The app I got was free
And a quick check says it still is, and is in the top 25 free apps with some hilarious 1star reviews.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

carry on then.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

As for my ideal day out
It'll involve doing something awesome, like trail biking, skydiving, theme park or paintball, followed by decamping to a cottage in the countryside with a bunch of mates for a BBQ and pissup!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Cant find the sikipedia app is it under something different? or can i just not use my iphone

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's now in the top 50 free apps
Number 33
And it's "Sickipedia"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Got it cheers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Field Runners is very addictive on the iPod.
I nick one of the other droogs' phone during lunchtime and play that for a while.

My ideal day out is the science museum in South Ken. Preferably with someone who asks lots of questions I can answer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I bet she spent all the time going about about that time she fucked Monkeysex.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Yeah. I know all the positions and everything now
And whether he does that pre-cum thing.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Sure did hear about it. TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

No. TWO YEARS AGO? Wow!
It didn't happen last month? It was TWO YEARS AGO?

Wow. Time flies when you're online and have NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT.

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I NO RITE!!111!!!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Well I was going to go to Rothbury
But that bizzy-woman who looks like Alice from The Vicar of Dibley has said Raoul is threatening the wider population now, so he can sod off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I'm getting sweaty sitting here
This has nothing whatsoever to do with your post. I just thought I'd mention it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Waft your pantaloons a bit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Shorts today
And a t-shirt from TESCOs!
I'm all about style, me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Asda's where the style is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*nods*
Don't have one this side of town though.

The POSH side.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

If i could be arsed getting on a bus I'm not too far away from one
But it is a bit rough.
Cracking stuff though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Smithdown Road?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Yups!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Last time I was in there I put Anusol in my mate's trolley
Fun times, long behind me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Mmm, Anusol

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

It's good on ryvita

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

We stayed near Rothbury last year and shopped in the Co-op there.
I wish Raol would do me a favour. Go in there, and shoot all the brain dead cretins in the face.

Stock organic semi skimmed milk you bastards, and don't say "Nooooo, there's no call for it here."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

We once stayed somewhere where the man said
"Malibu? Ohh, I could order some in but it'd take about a week..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I know that wasn't Luton,
As the pavements are glazed with the stuff on a Saturday morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

It was somewhere in the Wales

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yeah, that sounds about right.
I'm going there next weekend. It will be rainy. :(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Where are you going?
I only know Tenby and Llandudno, so if you say anywhere else I'll just say "Ah cool" and nod.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Do not diss the 'Dudno

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I wasn't!
Although it is FULL of old people.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

it's where all northerners went on holidays
before aeroplanes happened
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

True

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Staying with friends near Yfenni.
That's Abergevenny in english. They have a farm house, and a cat called Bojo who is great. Its just super. They have a well in the conservatory, space for my telescope, and a lovely garden. Only downer, their son is a recovering alky, so no booze for us, unless we go out for a meal.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Ah cool
*nods*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Reminds me when i last went to the States and tried to order cider.
"What, hard cider?" "Yes... soft cider is called apple juice."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

The shotgun app
And Angry Birds, which is an actually good game for it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Yep. Got 'em
Although one of my current favourites is one about real birds - an identifier thing which shows you the pic of the bird and then you can hear their calls and songs.

I accept it now, I'm middle aged.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

You're not middle aged
You're just an incredibly sad person
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*sigh*
You could be right.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Mine was meeting some random weirdos after spending an hour in effectively a moving greenhouse
Before laughing at cockneck, being informed about someones 6 pack and massive cock, eating lots of tapas, and (supposedly) getting very opinionated.

The only thing really missing was MASSIVE DRUGS.

Fooking great day!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

That sounds like a good day.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Throw in a 6 mile hike up and down hills
Glorious sunshine and a lot of cider, and it would be perfect!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

We don't get many days like that!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Pitt Rivers Museum in Oxford, then back to town for a hearty Tayyabs, couple of pints in the Griffin and then home for MD's and records.

Pick up kid from Satan, take her out on my own to lark about in the park, swings etc, meet up with my friends & their kid, go for a civilised pint and take her back home, nodding off and happy and see her to bed. This has never happened and won't do for the forseeable future.

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

:(
I feel your pain. Kids are great. Mine are only shitweasles some of the time.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

None of my friends has ever seen her. She's two next Thursday.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Mate
It'll get better.
She'll get bored of this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

You don't know her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Oh man. That's really awful for you
I've seen bits and pieces about the crap you've gone through.
I'm really sorry it's been like that for you - it's not right but sadly some people are cunts.

I'm very lucky, my ex is entirely useless but he's a good man and loves the kids. He only ever wants them ever other weekend but that's fine. He cocks things up all the time but he means well and he's not nasty. His parents are utter cunts but he's okay, the sooner they die the better.

Hope things improve for you sometime soon.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

It will Monty, have faith, and carry a loaded gun.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I don't think so.
She's just arranged a birthday picnic for our daughter, conveniently on THURSDAY when she knows I cannot get out of work. It could so easily have been Saturday, then I could have gone.

Aged two, my daughter would not be bothered about it not being on her actual birthday, surely? But having her father present might have been fun for her, as well as for me, I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

can't imagine how shitty that must feel mate
you have my sympathy in large bucketsful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

It's so fucking weird.
I realise I have never cared about anything so much in my life - and just when I get to finally feel such a bond, I am instantly placed in utter torment with no likelihood of respite whatsoever. It’s the most fucked combination of joy and pain imaginable. It's like one of those ancient Greek torments.

Sorry all, I am really, really fucking depressed about this today.

/emosexual
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

the depression is understandable
and at least you remain eloquent about it.

it is understandably heart-wrenching. as you say you've never cared so much about something and then you get fucked about with no control over it. take solace in our colleague Bartleby's words below. He has the right of it.

It's shitty now, but as long as you can maintain whatever contact you can, it will be better in future.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

As a non doctor I can see Monty's problem
Monty, You love your child, probably the only thing you have loved properly in your life. And, the little critter loves you back, in a non judgemental way. Fuck, I envy you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Thank you for your sage words.
I really appreciate everyone being so nice to me about this. Seriously, thank you all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

That's actually really shit
Your daughter's mother is... ghastly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

When I voiced my disappointment
I got a massive barrage of abuse about how 'it's not all about me', and this swiftly transformed into a slaughtering about money...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

no reasoning with someone like that :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

^^This

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I recommend that Lab and I cycle round your ex
and pound her with our boxing gloves
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Good show
We'll rain down a flurry of blows upon her, then cycle off, merrily pinging our bells.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

maybe we should get a tandem for tag team cycle-boxing
I'll leave you with that thought. I'm walking home.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Yup, my offer still stands to fuck her shit up should you need it.
I doubt it'd do much good in the long run though :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)

cheers mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:16, Reply)

Your daughter knows that you are her father.
even the not as frequent contact as you'd like, is enough that she knows that. When the she is older, you will be able to see her more. When she can tell her mum that she wants to see her dad, that will be worth it. Don't give the bitch queen any reason to be able to say negative shit about you. It's probably what she wants.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Apps are for losers
just listen to music - that's what its for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

No, it's not what it's for
otherwise you wouldn't be able to play music AND use apps at the same time.
And some of the apps are useful for the music stuff too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

really?
I just filled mine with music, but it's only 8gig (huh huh, 'only' - I remember when computers didn't have that much)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I remember a game coming out for the pc
and my mate being concerned that 35meg installation was too much

obviously I remember BBCs and Spectrums and stuff as well, but they don't count
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

11 years ago I worked in a camera shop
8mb cards were £120

My dad worked on computers in the 60s and it was 50p a byte - but they were HAND WOVEN!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

My first hard drive...
...420mb. On an Amiga.

And that was ten times the size of the drives some of them came bundled with.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I've got 12gb of music on mine
and 1.6gb of apps. The best app I've found so far isn't a game - I'm not really keen on those, I prefer things like the .pdf readers and the books that can be read on there - it's obviously smaller than a Kindle, but it's not that bad.
I love ReadMore - it's only a timer that you add the title and page numbers of the book you're currently reading but it's brilliant to see what I've read so far this month and how far I am through my current book.
I know, this is even sadder than the bird thing I mentioned above.
Kill me now.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I'd be interested in that ReadMore thing
because I read fuckloads. would be interesting to find out just how much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

It's not free but it's the one app I use almost every day.
readmoreapp.com/
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

You went to the Vagina and Anus?

( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not the only one immature enough to have that initial thought

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

*sigh*
*shakes head sadly*

Boys, boys, boys.

It's not all about rude bits, okay.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

not
rude b t
( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I can see what you did there you know
*purses lips*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

l n
( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)

there's at least 3 of us

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Great pub, that.
Smells a bit in this heat, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)