Apparently I have a 'tumescent, raggedy cock'
Not sure what to make of that really.

In ither news, I just drew a Hitler 'tasche on every picture of Cheryl Cole in work's copy of Hello magazine.
I'm such a rebel!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

bel tard
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

You're such a bully :(
I'm going to tell my mum, and she'll proper knack you in the cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

knack finger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

There is a "works copy" of Hello?
Burn them...BURN THEM ALL!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

It's for the ladies
we get Bike magazine and a bunch of others too
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I stand by my "BURN THEM ALL" statement
although that is my answer to everything
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It doesn't matter what you do as long as you burn them all after.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)