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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bumped in to a mate of mine who I don't see that often down the pub a few weeks back. Slurring, she decried: 'berk! wow, you're not nearly as fat as you used to be. Yeah. You look good. I preferred you when you had tits though'. And then she stumbled out in to the night before I could commit brutal and bloody violence upon her person.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
But if I hadn't just ordered a pint I might have gone after her and Had Words.*
*called her a cheeky bint in a not-particularly-confrontational manner, she's bigger than me and a bit of a mentalist
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
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