Deaf porn :/

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's just normal porn
with an extra woman at the bottom left doing some strange fingering.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

No-o
One of my mates put it on for a laugh. It's a deaf porn actress making the most terrifying noises while everyone else takes the piss out of her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

No-o
One of my mates put it on for a laugh. It's a deaf porn actress making the most terrifying noises while everyone else takes the piss out of her.
that was very funny well done.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Tourettes showed me how to do the sign language for Lesbian
It's a lot like waggling a classic Atari joystick
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Shut up.
I found a cover of Tainted Love by Imelda May the other day, its fucking awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I know I've seen it live,
I've got a photo of the gig in my phone, but you can't really see her.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I hope she plays it when I go and see her.
It's beaten My Ruin as my favourite version of it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I was about to post something facetious about the world and its neighbour having had a pop at Tainted Love at some point
but sensed this might be the wrong crowd. Have only heard the My Ruin and Marilyn Manson versions and am unfussed by either. Willing to be educated if anyone can recommend me where to find this one though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIWBA8laiEM
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Work firewall turns out to be less shithouse than previously thought
Will check it out tonight, thanks AB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

(y)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

So disability discrimination exists in the world of adult entertainment?!
My god, is nothing sacred?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Fucks sakes
That was very funny, Chompy, well done *pats on head, gives biscuit*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Alright, calm down
just because you're shagging Diefenbecker
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I don't know who that is
but let's assume you're right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

deaf dog from Due South

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Yep, you've lost me
Don't worry, I like it this way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Due South was a fairly popular TV show in the 90s
it was about a mountie who moved to New York to find his father's killer, he had a pet dog who was deaf, may have been a husky or wolf actually, but my point still stands; you're shagging a hard-of-hearing canine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I think it was a husky
or maybe that was just its phone sex voice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

it was half-wolf, half-husky I believe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

its mother must have been a right slag

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That is probably the most obscure insult I've had this week
Well done. Take three points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Ahem.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Oh, I can't be expected to remember EVERY insult I hear...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

What do you a deaf bumder?
Anything you want.

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEAF BUMDER.

Oh FFS.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

\o/

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

True story here folx,
/ac

I was in Art class, pre-GCSE, and the teacher asked what is it called when you paint using your fingers, so I put my hand up and said "Fingering", and she chucked me out the class; I honestly didn't know what I did wrong, but the class was in hysterics. She told me after class to get a friend to explain it to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

nnnggaaayyyeee
wannnn ooooo uck ooooor ick!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)