Kid problems
Money problems
Cat problems
Home problems

I've had e-fucking-nough...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What's wrong with the cat?

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

it ate the kids and all the money

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

He's moving out at start of August, to Farnborough.
I'll really miss him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

They grow up so fast and leave.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Dg736G2g8
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

against my better nature, I posted a link to a cute video of a kitten on Youtube to cheer you up
and nobody even notices, that's the last time I try to reach out

:'((((((((((((((((((
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Sorry old boy, it had the opposite effect
but thanks for trying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Sorry I assumed it would be of roadkill or something

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

oh my god it actually was of a kitten
srsly
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I went to special effort, Kitty
Special effort to make another human being feel good about himself. I believe that's called progress
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I have now watched it and went 'aww'
so thank you Bert, you have made my day a little brighter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I like you, Kitty
You remind me a little bit of my ex, except for your puppy fat and Concorde-esque hooter, that is.

Edit This might cheer you up: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7880700/Baby-kestrel-recovering-from-broken-leg.html
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Thanks
now I need cheering up for my original problem and for my apparently hideous facial features.

Luckily for you that kestrel was cute enough that I won't put you on ignore.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

you can be reassured that you have a nice body to distract from the terrible face.
you're welcome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

oh thanks
you're getting pushed off the Smug Croissant.

EDIT: although now I can answer Darth's earlier barbed compliments question.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I was trying to cheer you up by allowing you to answer his question
clearly I think you have a wonderful visage
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

check the front page

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

for what?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I thought you would hilariously link this to me
www.b3ta.com/board/10117455
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

he was ticking off the fact that it was still there
on his clipboard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Seriously starting to build respect for you now, Kitts
and I will probably be nicer to you from now on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm concerned.
This must be how the Conservatives felt when Robert Mugabe said he supported them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)