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I'm in a right mood
and filled with impotent rage. Cheer me up beetches.

I don't have an alternate question. Or even a question at all, just a demand.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:56, 195 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I cannot assist with this.
I'm miserable as sin this week.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Buy a basil plant.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Plants die under my aegis.
At least with no cat I could get some house plants that might survive.

:(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

My sunflowers are flowering at the moment
this makes me a bit happy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Buy a basil plant tonight on your way home

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I have a plant Noel bought me at the bash and it's still alive.
Usually I can manage Cacti and Aspidestra but any other plant dies within moments of living with me.
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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

there's your problem
don't put it under your aegis.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

My flat is one big aegis.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

lol
more lol
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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

But why my dear : (

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Kid problems
Money problems
Cat problems
Home problems

I've had e-fucking-nough...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

What's wrong with the cat?

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

it ate the kids and all the money

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

haha

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

He's moving out at start of August, to Farnborough.
I'll really miss him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

They grow up so fast and leave.

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Dg736G2g8
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

against my better nature, I posted a link to a cute video of a kitten on Youtube to cheer you up
and nobody even notices, that's the last time I try to reach out

:'((((((((((((((((((
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Sorry old boy, it had the opposite effect
but thanks for trying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Sorry I assumed it would be of roadkill or something

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

oh my god it actually was of a kitten
srsly
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I went to special effort, Kitty
Special effort to make another human being feel good about himself. I believe that's called progress
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I have now watched it and went 'aww'
so thank you Bert, you have made my day a little brighter.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I like you, Kitty
You remind me a little bit of my ex, except for your puppy fat and Concorde-esque hooter, that is.

Edit This might cheer you up: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7880700/Baby-kestrel-recovering-from-broken-leg.html
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Thanks
now I need cheering up for my original problem and for my apparently hideous facial features.

Luckily for you that kestrel was cute enough that I won't put you on ignore.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

you can be reassured that you have a nice body to distract from the terrible face.
you're welcome
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

oh thanks
you're getting pushed off the Smug Croissant.

EDIT: although now I can answer Darth's earlier barbed compliments question.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I was trying to cheer you up by allowing you to answer his question
clearly I think you have a wonderful visage
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

check the front page

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

for what?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I thought you would hilariously link this to me
www.b3ta.com/board/10117455
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

he was ticking off the fact that it was still there
on his clipboard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Seriously starting to build respect for you now, Kitts
and I will probably be nicer to you from now on
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm concerned.
This must be how the Conservatives felt when Robert Mugabe said he supported them.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I've been miserable all week
Monday and Tuesday were MD related sadness, but now I'm just all about the hate. There's this stupid tool in my life who really hacks me off and most of our friends dislike him too, but he still continues to dominate the social circle, it's really starting to wear me down.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

If most of your friends dislike him
then gang up and destroy him. It is the only way. Or poop on his doorstep.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Have you tried being an adult and stopped inviting him out and tell him that you don't like him and then stub all of his felt tips on the desk?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

the problem is all the other guys still invite him out so he's always there
because they're blokes so they don't care enough to cause an argument. They all complain about what a dick he is but they still include him in everything.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

There's only one thing for a girl to do in this sort of situation.
Fake cry.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Ha I don't think they care enough about me and my crocodile tears for that to work

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Do it in the pub
and some twat will come over and have a go at them
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

just tell Wiggy to fuck off

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

hahahah
poor Wiggs
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

have a wank
*really hopes you've got an undiagnosed heart condition*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

that amused me slightly
so ha, you lose.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

have pictures of my friend new aww cutey wooty horse babby
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs015.ash2/34109_10150220657675441_892970440_13356575_3901980_n.jpg
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs015.ash2/34109_10150220657685441_892970440_13356577_1001114_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I don't trust you
it's going to be dead horse innards isn't it?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

no I'm being nice,
they were taken when she was 1 day old.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

squeeeee!
thanks chompy *ruffles hair*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Those look like pictures of me naked

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I thought it looked familiar.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

have you been looking at pictures of me naked?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Erm... no?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Good. You'd blast yourself dry otherwise.
Local boys would call you Gobi minge for months.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Pfft, the local boys already have a lot of names for me.
One more won't hurt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

That's no true. They all think you're called Betty.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Damnit!
How do you know that?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Because I'm the one that came up with the name "Bifftastic Bust Your Ballbags Betty"

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I did wonder where that had come from.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

let's stop this talk now, Psychochomp will get jealous.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

go ahead, I don't give a shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I bet you typed that with your arms folded.
Didn't mean to tread on your toes dude. sorry.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm sure if you ask her nicely she'll go out with you.
maybe.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

please stop crying chompy :'(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I'm eating a peri peri chicken sandwich
you can't cry when you're eating such joy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Psychochomp claims to have moved on from me now.
Edit: See.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I know what he's like, he's a total rapist.
He's got his lips covered in angry lust saliva as we speak.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Awwwwwwwww!

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

awwwwww its meeting da familee
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs150.snc4/36879_10150221420695441_892970440_13376812_6856982_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It's like a scene from a Disney film.

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

And a pic of my 2-week old puppy
here
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

FINE I'LL SAY IT
NICE PUPPIES
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

It's like my imagination coming to life before me
I just knew that Chompy would be the first to respond, with exactly that answer.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You're a girl?

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

No
But Mrs Duck is...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

That's handy.

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

HOMOPHOBE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOAH BODDEH FOR-HOOOORM
BODDEHFORM FOR YOOOOOOOO
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah that's probably why I'm in such a nark
It's nearly time for boooooddeh for-hooooorm
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Ah I see
I was just hoping the song might cheer you up though
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

and there was me thinking you were using femilepathy

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Have you started making the necessary arrangements
To protect you from the bears?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I will start building the fort tonight

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

that actually made me laugh out loud
thank you Gonz, I love you
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

=D

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'm sure I can see your knob in the reflection from the screen
Gonz you are a disgusting pervert.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Best use of the internet ever...
...well, today at least.

Nice, Gonz!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

My exam results were published today.
And me and Lampito should be having a night out in Manc soon, 5th is calling to us. COME TO FONT.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

sounds good
Did you win at the exams?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I won a first prize.
:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

well done
in my day we used to get grades and stuff. Times have changed.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Ta very much.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

congratulations

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

cheers

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

congratulations

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

cheers,

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

how did I double post,
that's the work of an amateur
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

*cough*DIM*cough*

Facks sake, I can get 73% in my first year, but I can't lie down and not miss the plate containing the remains of my lunch.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

73%?
That's barely a first, I retract my congratulations and laugh at you being a spak
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Yeah, that's probably why I managed to lie in my lunch.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

it's the first year
it doesn't count anyway
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

conrapeulations

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Have a wank over some internet porn
maybe use a vibrator, and develop a heart condition too
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

SLOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooow

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'm busy

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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

aHONK

aaaaaaHONK

that's an impression of a goose.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

are you looking for a punching, donkey?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

how big are your fists? Do they look like two fleshy bumblebees?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

one of them is
I have Beadlitis.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Where would you like to punch me?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

in your gums

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'll lick your fist off before it gets close.
You fackin flirt.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

My acceptance to uni came through just now so I will send through some of my jubilance to you. It's official I will be educating your young children. Lucky little buggers!

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I didn't have any children as I was afraid this might happen.

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

wise

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I have a scratch and sniff card that you can use to smell the odor of natural gas
shall I post it to you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I would like that.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'll send you some hershey's chocolate too xxx

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Can I have a Hershey's Kiss?
I've never had one
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

oh, for reals? I can totally send you some if you like

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I would love that!
I'll gaz you my address. If you give me yours I'll send something awesome as well, we can have b3ta bonding through mutual gift giving.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

fair enough, but do you really want my natural gas scratch card?
I'm quite fond of it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

It's ok, just the Hershey bar will do

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

and some hershey's kisses

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

:D

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Here you go.
I am doing a happy dance for you.
It is basically a jig with a touch of hornpipe and a lot of gurning and belming.
Oh, and fat wobbling. I'm topless.
Just imagine a more energetic version of the truffle shuffle.

Smile now, bitch.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I'm smiling in that really scared way
and backing away slowly
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

My work is done.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I narrowly avoided being arrested yesterday.
And I have you guys to thank for it. So thanks.

If I had gone home at 4:00pm, which I wanted to, The rozzers would have been waiting for me. But as I was B3taing, I didn't leave until later, and they had left me a little card saying we came to nick you but you were out. Ring this number.

I did this morning, from my mobile, not from my land line, that would have been dim. Anyway, I payed my fines, and they said the warrant will be removed.

I hope that cheers you up. I feel great now, holiday next week, and I can go home without fear of a couple of hours in the cells.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Criminal scum.
Hope you learned your lesson.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Unlikely, but I am trying to clean myself up.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

What were the fines for?
you scum or summink?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

The bastards nicked my Omega off of the street because it didn't have no tax like.
I wasn't using it and didn't do the SORN thing. I did tell them to sell it and pay the expenses off with the dosh (it was worth a couple of grand). They didn't and have been hounding me for the fines.

In all fairness to them, they were very polite about it this morning, and I am an utter twit when it comes to doing official paperwork.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Well I've got no sympathy for you.
I mean seriously, driving an Omega. tsk.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It was a good Omega. 2.5 V6 CDi

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Tasty - I used one of vem for the Kennington Rd job.

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

then in that case it's a turbo paedowagon.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I could get three prostitutes in side by side.
If I rolled the carpets up good and tight.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

an 'REO', you mean.
As in 'REO Paedwagon'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Not paperwork. It's all clicks now, innit?

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Everything I do online gets paid.
I have a phobia about opening envelopes where I don't know the contents in advance, or at least have a good idea. It stems from a few years ago when I had zero money.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

what were your fines for?
Naughty.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Oh go on then
Here you are
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Right that little polar bear eating the mans leg is soooooooo cute it made me write soooooooo

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

love love love love love love the tortoise video

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

www.wimp.com/turtletortucam/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I saw that yesterday
I quite liked it too xxx
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I has manniquin pics for you. Haven't worked out how to despatch yet, though.

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

awesomes
I'll gaz you my email address if you like?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

What, and expose myself to accusations of grooming?
Yes please.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I reaf that as man quim
which made kittys response very funny.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I only just read QOTW, that white hot cum guy is a proper mental

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

No he isn't he's trolling
He's an old school talker.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

really?
I assumed he was trolling but I just thought he was doing it badly and coming across as a loser.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

He's brilliant.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

how is that brilliant?
it was just boring.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Link please.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's what I was going to say.

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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

It's on QOTW lazies!!
b3ta.com/questions/habits/post776625
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

that's old news
I was expecting something on the latest qotw
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Ta.
Attention seeker/ ignore was my first response.
But then his(?) reponses do seem to have a sharpness to them.
Be awful if he was kosher.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

it'd be worse if he was halal

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

here
www.b3ta.com/questions/habits/post776625
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I assume you've tried chocolate
Lots and lots of chocolate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

But if she eats too much she will enter the "spiral of shame"
worst of all the spirals
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

What about the "Spiral of AIDS"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Isn't that a ride at Alton Towers?
"Your white blood cell count must be THIS_ high to ride"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Ha!
Points, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'm not a big chocolate eater unfortunately
I did have a kinder bueno though, which helped a little.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Have you tried the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song?
even better when you clap like a mong to it
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

ooh the Happy Dance from Baseketball might cheer me up
I'll try it
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I love that film
apart from when they snog at they end
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

yeah that bit made me squeam a bit
mostly because they seemed so into it. Maybe I'm homophobic.

The chewing of foil really sets my teeth on edge though
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Anything with Robert Vaughn in has to be WIN
the man has never aged...NEVER
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

In which case I prescribe massive drugs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm only just recovering from a weekend of that
I don't think I could do it again so soon, I'm not Monty.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You're twenty-fucking-five
When I was your age (it's never good when you start a story like that) I could (and did) cane it four nights a week
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I caned it last night
and I'm almost as ancient as The Norfolk Bumder
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djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Oi!
I'm not from Norfolk!!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I was actually talking about Craig from
Big Brother 6
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djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I'd cheer you up if I could
but it'd be like flogging a dead horse
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Nothing cheers her up more than hitting animals.
dead or alive.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

excellent
we're in business
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

have you seen Dead Or Alive?
It's laughably dreadful.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I saw a bit of that the other night
it's one of the most brilliantly awful films I have ever seen
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

My favourite bit was when they panned around the circle of the two fighters like they do in westerns
only they panned around at ass height and the girls were wearing bikinis.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I didn't watch all of it
and must have missed that bit, but the whole thing was an excuse to see Holly Valance in her pants anyway.
I loved Jaime Pressly in it too though, that girl can do trailer trash like nobody's business
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Holly Valance
Hmmmmmmm. What? I liked her when she was jailbait in Neighbours! Same for Lisa in Hollyoakes
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djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

That's no way to speak to Kitty
surely there's a more obvious animal euphemism to employ
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm pretty miserable myself
but an old friend is cheering me up. At least I can rely on one person never to change their opinion of me...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

look up paraprosdokian on wikipedia
it'll make you smile.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Too lazy.
Link please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

it's a fungal infection of the scrotum
Or is it?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

that did amuse me, thanks

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

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