I narrowly avoided being arrested yesterday.
And I have you guys to thank for it. So thanks.

If I had gone home at 4:00pm, which I wanted to, The rozzers would have been waiting for me. But as I was B3taing, I didn't leave until later, and they had left me a little card saying we came to nick you but you were out. Ring this number.

I did this morning, from my mobile, not from my land line, that would have been dim. Anyway, I payed my fines, and they said the warrant will be removed.

I hope that cheers you up. I feel great now, holiday next week, and I can go home without fear of a couple of hours in the cells.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Criminal scum.
Hope you learned your lesson.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Unlikely, but I am trying to clean myself up.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

What were the fines for?
you scum or summink?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

The bastards nicked my Omega off of the street because it didn't have no tax like.
I wasn't using it and didn't do the SORN thing. I did tell them to sell it and pay the expenses off with the dosh (it was worth a couple of grand). They didn't and have been hounding me for the fines.

In all fairness to them, they were very polite about it this morning, and I am an utter twit when it comes to doing official paperwork.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Well I've got no sympathy for you.
I mean seriously, driving an Omega. tsk.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It was a good Omega. 2.5 V6 CDi

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Tasty - I used one of vem for the Kennington Rd job.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

then in that case it's a turbo paedowagon.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I could get three prostitutes in side by side.
If I rolled the carpets up good and tight.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

an 'REO', you mean.
As in 'REO Paedwagon'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Not paperwork. It's all clicks now, innit?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Everything I do online gets paid.
I have a phobia about opening envelopes where I don't know the contents in advance, or at least have a good idea. It stems from a few years ago when I had zero money.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

what were your fines for?
Naughty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)