DJing tonight
Sleeping tomorrow
Daughter Sunday morning
Fuck all rest of Sunday

Abject misery throughout.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good lad
less of the misery though eh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

"Monty Boyces Wheels of Steel"
The ABBA megamix, followed by the Grease megamix, followed by the Jivebunny megamix followed by YMCA...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You've seen me DJ before, then, Colin?
Ah yes - at the Belmarsh fun day, I remember now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

It was bitch-stabbingly good!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Is that 'fuck-all' as in nothing...
...or are you planning 'to fuck' for the rest of Sunday?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

The former.
I have retired from sleeping with women: the cause of at least 50% of my life's woes...

EDIT *something hilarious about sleeping with men*

...saved you the bother....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Nonsense.
I know you are as 'shirtless' as a Geordie on a brisk March evening and wouldn't dream of suggesting otherwise.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)