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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like KFC
And breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
enough to email a stranger to tell them about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
No
I am a gent, I would send a telegram first, presenting myself and asking permission if I could message them through Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Would you be wearing your top hat and tails from the other day?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
But of course!
And as I bow with a flourish, I'd leave a dust trail from the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I told the girl in question and she would like to meet you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
That's surprising!
Wait, does she want to meet me to say "That's the one, Officer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I would giggle coyly and curtsey in return
And if you were really lucky, I might not just flash my ankles...but a bit of shin as well!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
slut

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
How DARE you!
If you do not apologise post-haste, I shall have to defend the lady's honour and demand reparations!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Rapiers at dawn!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Indeed, m'lady
To first blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Of course.
I am most concerned for thy safety, but give him a good thrashing, yeah?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
The rapscallion is in for a swift exsanguination
When it comes to the noble art of fencing, I am second to none!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
oh fuck off.
I wasn't flashing them at you. If you really want to be involved in this role play, I suppose we can draft you in as Jack The Ripper.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
pahahaha
I'm totally picturing him with a cape and a top hat and a twirly moustache like the bad guy out of silent films
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Tying a helpless Applebite to railroad tracks.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Haha!
But who will come to my rescue seconds before the train arrives?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I shall, m'lady!
Fear not!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
The whole thing is a bit LARPy for me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
You'll give me palpitations!
Verily you shall put me to an early grave, albeit with a smile on my face!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Oh dear sir!
You do flatter me so. Have this silken handkerchief as a token of luck for the upcoming duel with that dastardly psychochomp.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I shall treasure it always, m'lady
You do me a great honour!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

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