I just left
not very gentlemanly of me, I know, but I had to get to work. I'm hoping that she kept the shit-stained sheets as a shrine to our wondrous night together. I've still got the condom in my pocket
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I read a story once about "The human garbage man".
He would go around buying condoms of prozzys and sucking out the insides, his goal was to get every single STI going, and he would eat nappys from cancer wards.

True story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

He's my hero in many ways.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

You're my hero, Gonz
but only because you've made me feel like being described as 'shit in bed' is a compliment
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Being 'shit in bed' certainly shows open mindedness.
No, wait, the second time would be open mindedness, the first time I imagine would just be shock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)