So yeah.
I'm the king of Absolute Pathos, what's your title?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:38, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm open to suggestions

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Best Fuck Becky Jizzbox Will Ever Have.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

You said it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

You know when you poo'd on each other, tell me about it, how did the subject come about?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:46, Reply)

We'd both been on the guinness
and the rhythmic motion of the bed caused us to simultaneously vacate our bowels at full force.
That didn't stop us though, we were at it like shit-smeared deer for several hours.

Am I going to get into trouble for this?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

survey says...
probably
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

it's all made up
and she was having a laugh about it with somebody else the other day too, I think I'll be alright
EDIT Hometime, bye!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I donno on this one, don't even know where I'm going with it.
But when you poo'd on each other, did you throw the sheets out afterwards, or did you clean them up? I've never poo'd on anyone, or been poo'd on by someone. My friend's brother had a kid once and we were all at the park, and my friend's brother was chucking the kid up in the air and catching it. The kid did a sick and it landed on my shoe, the sick was white so it was probably boobie juice, which therefore ticked off a few boxes for me, but not the 'poo' box, which is what I want to be ticked off some day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I just left
not very gentlemanly of me, I know, but I had to get to work. I'm hoping that she kept the shit-stained sheets as a shrine to our wondrous night together. I've still got the condom in my pocket
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I read a story once about "The human garbage man".
He would go around buying condoms of prozzys and sucking out the insides, his goal was to get every single STI going, and he would eat nappys from cancer wards.

True story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

He's my hero in many ways.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

You're my hero, Gonz
but only because you've made me feel like being described as 'shit in bed' is a compliment
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Being 'shit in bed' certainly shows open mindedness.
No, wait, the second time would be open mindedness, the first time I imagine would just be shock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)

You're more an absolute appeal to the audience's emotions
than absolute power?

If I were you, I don't think I'd take that sitting down.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

As I said there, full marks for reading a thesaurus once, minus several for not actually looking at the definitions.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I am OUTRAGED by your indifference

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)

There's not usually definitions in a thesaurus

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)

BURN

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Oh man, totally got me again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

"has a massive penis; everyone is scared"

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)

High Priest of The Church Of Ding.
And Keeper Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)