When my little girl turned 2
I got her a little kitchen set, a trike and lots of little presents, but I like to spoil my daughter in the hope that it will make her a better person than I am.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah spoilt kids always turn out awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

and you just know that she's going to be grateful, right?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

a better person than I am love me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

somebody has to

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

They don't HAVE to,
But it would be nice, wouldn't it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

My daughter properly loves me
I'm like totally the best dad in the world and shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

has she got you a mug to that effect?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I've got THREE 'Best Dad in the World' mugs
one of them even has a baby photo of her on it, plus I have t shirts and pants with the same slogan on them.

When you have a pair of ill-fitting boxer shorts with 'best dad in the world' on them, you know you've made it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)