Inflammable An old-fashioned, draconian twat of an ex-Nazi purporting to be the earthly representative of an extremely popular imaginary friend.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hey don't blame him that god hates fags

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

But loves a good Hamlet?
You're right, I can't help but think this god feller had a gay experience at university that went badly wrong, so now he acts like Michael Portillo or Peter Mandelson and pretends it never happened.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

wut?
Peter Mandelson?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Based on my error of judgement above
I'm trying to work out whether you're being subtly sarcastic
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

You didn't mention chorister-bumming,


Edit- so kind of you not to have pointed out the spelling error, now corrected.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Has the Pope actually bummed any choristers himself?
Or does he just watch his henchmen furtively from behind the altar, furiously wanking into the scrunched-up margins of a prayer book?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I think you have to bum a certain amount of choristers before you can become pope
it's like levelling up
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)