So what do you all think of the Barefoot Bandit?
Some people think he's a scrotey little thief just like any other, some people are calling him Robin Hood.

I quite like him. He left a bunch of money (albeit stolen) at a vet's and asked them to spend it on the animals. Plus he mostly steals food and money for survival (except for the plane, that was probably a little unnecessary).

I think if you have the balls to steal a plane and fly it to the Bahamas then you deserve a little credit. Dude got skillz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:42, 104 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was so just about to start a thread!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Oh no!
The humanity!

*sets fire to himself in protest*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

As was I.
It's all typed up, just thought I'd check to see if anyone else was going to. LUCKY I DID.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

*sets fire to Psychochomp in protest*
It's not like the format of this board is conducive to more than one thread at a time or anything.

*self harms*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

It's not a very GOOD thread.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Though setting fire to Chompy Dearest will make me more likely to post it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

none of them are
you should never let that stop you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

sorry!
I checked before I started typing and I checked before I posted and everything so I would avoid angering the Badger.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

haha
I am glad the BadgerFear is still present
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Oh my, I've got some FUCKING EPIC opinions on this.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

do share

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

In summary:
'I don't like this'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Yeah but in a very sarcastic way.
It's not what I say it's the way I say it babe.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Babe?
Thanks, now I'm all erect and there's nothing you can do about it

:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

TO THE GAZ BOX

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I'm fingering my anus
and wanking my cock over those photos of you snogging Lampito.

I'm wishing I was her.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

FINISHED

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

So, he's a thief.
He takes money from people and spends it on what he likes.
In other words, a cunt of the highest order.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

He's only stealing from Americans though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

And if it had been your plane? Or car?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

*sets fire to Larry Vest in protest*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

No chance - I'm like the Pope.
Inflammable.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

you do realise that inflammable
means extremely flammable?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Fuck - *burnt*

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

definitely not
infailable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Nor are you, clearly
(It's "infallible")
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

she was making a wordplay on the word 'fail'
You complete and utter FAIL
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, subtlety's going to be a bit lost on me today

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I hope Mr Wobble accidentally flattens you in an abseiling accident

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

It was intentional
The Pope is infallible (not) and Larry is not in(fail)able. It was a very poor effort, but it was intentional

Edit: pretty much that thanks Bert
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING TITS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Take your wordiness and shove it right up your cock.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

not enough space :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Inflammable An old-fashioned, draconian twat of an ex-Nazi purporting to be the earthly representative of an extremely popular imaginary friend.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Hey don't blame him that god hates fags

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

But loves a good Hamlet?
You're right, I can't help but think this god feller had a gay experience at university that went badly wrong, so now he acts like Michael Portillo or Peter Mandelson and pretends it never happened.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

wut?
Peter Mandelson?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Based on my error of judgement above
I'm trying to work out whether you're being subtly sarcastic
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

You didn't mention chorister-bumming,


Edit- so kind of you not to have pointed out the spelling error, now corrected.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Has the Pope actually bummed any choristers himself?
Or does he just watch his henchmen furtively from behind the altar, furiously wanking into the scrunched-up margins of a prayer book?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I think you have to bum a certain amount of choristers before you can become pope
it's like levelling up
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'd be all "Hey, that's my plane or car!"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I did think that
especially since the plane was crash landed, so it was probably expensive. And I don't agree with people who say "well whoever's plane it was is obviously rich enough to afford it" because that's not fair. Also I hope to be that rich one day.

I'm torn between questioning what makes him different from any other scummy little thief who steals mobile phones and wallets, but sometimes I think that criminals who manage to escape in such spectacular ways as this deserve a little respect. He might have just been lucky, but he's still quite an impressive guy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

he's a thief
and should go to gaol. But I still feel a bit sorry for him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

why gaol rather than jail?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I prefer the spelling
plus it is the right one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Archaic spelling, pronounced as jail.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

hardly archaic
it was relatively well used into quite recently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

That's how they spell it in Tin Tin comics.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

:D
and we should all follow TinTin's lead. Like Snowy does
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

"The ballad of Reading Gaol" by Randy Bumgardener

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

The spelling, not use, is archaic.
Naturally, I'm in favour of archaic objects.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I know that
but was wondering why she chose that one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

personal preference
and a thin patina of cuntishness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I approve

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

How do we stand on the counterpane/bedspread debate?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

either
depending on my mood. But counterpane is a mite too pretentious even for someone who has made a study of that particular character trait as I have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Frock/dress?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I hate the word frock
it makes me think of pink frou-frou ugliness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

and it rhymes with cock

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I like words that rhyme with cock
Clock is my favourite.

And the first syllable of crocodile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Smock.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Schlock

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

and two smoking barrel
-shaped women
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

live long and prosper

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

haha!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

All I've seen of Star Trek is that terrifying video Amberl showed me
of all the Ho Yay between Spock and Kirk set to "Closer"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

well I did warn you it was shocking
and one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Ames and I got smashed on tequila a few days ago
and sung that very loudly. In Bermonsey.

Probably not smart.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Were you thinking of Schlong? When don't you?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

No, I wasn't >_<

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

But you are now, right?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Precisely.
Debutantes wore frocks, and the more restricting they looked the more fashionable they were judged. And of course they were expensive.
Kicking against this exclusivity begat Punk.
So although the word has the essence of a long passed era, I persist with its use. Possibly because it is such an ugly word.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

dress for me
frocks for small children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

it is a debate of which I have no knowledge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

"He seemed very innocent when I spoke with him at the store. I don't think he'd hurt anybody."
why the fuck did he have a gun then?

he seems like a thieving scroty little scrote.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

If he was a scouser instead of American then more people would be condeming him
essentially he's an American Chav.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

This is true
We battle prejudice and double standards on a daily basis.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Mainly by stealing wheels

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

and car stereos

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

And old ladies purses

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

and widescreen TV's

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

that wasn't a purse :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

more like a sow's ear.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

And taxpayers' money

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

And cigarettes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

and jewellery

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

and oxygen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Bloody scousers, stealing our oxygen!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Some reports are saying his mother was a hippy who turfed him out when he was a kid
and he had to survive by himself, which is how he became mini Bear Grylls.

I'm not condoning his criminal lifestyle, I just like his idea that if you're going to go out that way, go out in style!

Really I'm just jealous because I want to fly to the Bahamas.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I ain't heard if him, but he sounds alright.
I wish I gad the guts to make my Mark on the world, donno how really, I need a niche of some kind. Like banksy, he's cool, I'd like to do something like him.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

spray paint people instead
like on buses whilst they're asleep.

Wait, I'm thinking of Jigglypuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

MORE EXCITING CONTRABUTIONS NEXT THREAD !!!

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Let's get one of those big projectors
and recreate that stunt where Gail Porter showed her bum on the houses of parliament, only with a photo of you in the same pose, under the heading 'Oh Em GEE, I like, have got my backside out an evarythink'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I quite like him,
theft is wrong, sure! however every now and again stories like this cheer me up as it just shows that there is still enough freedom to run amok in this world. To me that is comforting. Unless he steals from me then he's a twunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

if he hadn't had a gun then I'd agree with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

yeah initially I was like "he's all benevolent and shit, like Robin Hood, giving to the animals", etc
but then I read reports that said he had a gun and stuff, which kind of sucks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Did not know he had a gun,
therefore a dildo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Sorry, you'll have to explain this to me
In what world does Gun=Dildo?

You know some weird sex toys, you sick freak
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

what you've never seen a gun dildo? nor have I so keep your eyes peeled eh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You can't judge him for that
if he starts shooting people, it'll be good for the environment
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I know what you mean
but before he was armed he was quite a cheeky little scamp now he has a gun he is a bit more of a chav/scoundrel and not as cheeky.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)