don't be so lame
convince yourself that you're beautiful by sleeping with everyone that you can get your hands on, look in the mirror every day and shout 'I'm a fucking lovely princess', and punch anyway who says otherwise
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is this what works for you?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I'm a fucking lovely princess

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Yes dear.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'm going to prove to you that we're meant to be together
just you wait and see*

please bear in mind that anything I do from now on will only be meant in jest, you are a) too young for me, and b) out of my league
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Haha, thanks for the clarification.
I am glad.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Don't be.
He means every word he says.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Is it too late to run away?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Yes.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Shit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I really do
I have something awesom in mind for applebite now, she's going to be proper impressed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Shit shit shit.
I'm proper terrified already.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'm fairly certain it will make you laugh
as I will be sending myself up, not you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Use the colours red and black
she goes a bit mental if you don't.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

noted
I just need a tiny ginger wig
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Oh dear god, I do not like the sound of this,

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

And sky blue.
DON'T FORGET THE BLUE!!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Fuck's sake
demanding little tart, aren't we?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You have no idea.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

^this sort of mental

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

don't knock the mental
mental is usually the best sex you can ever have
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I used to think that
but you just need to get lucky.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Nah
I need to be locked away somewhere secure, where nobody can be molested by me ever again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha
that will certainly work.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)