haha :D
It's just normal, but compared to your mess of a headbound bollock 'fro I might as well be bald. Your hair is fucking bulletproof. You could clean up the BP oil spill with just one dip.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Women _love_ the jewfro', something to grab onto.
Have you ever tried tying your hair around your cock and started head-banging?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Nah, my hair that long anymore :(
I might try and stretch it out tonight though bro. I'll report back in the morning.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Sad Times.
How's The Pro Curcit coming along? I fully expect for you to have a DVD in the bargin-bin at One Stop by the end of the year, need something to give to Nan for christmas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Not pro circuit yet dude. Still got to get on the books. It's all open mics still atm with offers of paid gigs.
We shall see. I've got a few ideas up my sleeve too. If my sitcom comes into play I'll base a character off you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I may have some contacts that will help on the sit com thing
I'll talk to you if I make it down on wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

awesometowns

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

don't get your hopes up, not agents or anything
just people that could give you some advice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Ah', cool, I donno how it works really, I'll be up for doing a bit of acting though if it does all come off.
I guess most of it is a matter of getting the right contacts and being seen in the right places, can't be easy to make a living out of it.

But saying that, if those fucking awful fat birds can get a show comisioned on BBC3, like Katie Brand, then it shows it ain't impossible. God, she's fucking awful, I don't think she's ever raised a smile from me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

don't believe it
it's fucking difficult. I've been trying for ages (sitcom not a talk show)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

fucking hell is everyone I know trying to write a sit com.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

people think it's easy
it really really isn't :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Yeah I know, I've read some of my friends scripts.
and seen some of their pilots, being good on paper is hard enough but then putting it on screen...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

indeed
there is no way I would ever even try and film so much as a scene as a sample. I'm alright at writing and I've been told it's quite funny (wrote two different ones) but it's a monster to get into
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I guess the trouble is, anyone with a Youtube account and a webcam thinks they can hit the big screen.
I just don't get how Katy Brand got her show, she must be seriously good at noshing off nob.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

you need to remember that that sort of thing is aimed at the average person
and the average person is thick as fuck

look how well Gavin and Stacey has done. It's fucking dire.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Gavin and Stacey
depresses me. It makes me want to write stuff that is warm and cuddly and utter utter shit just so I have a chance
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)