one of the funniest moments of my life
was my brother coming to me for style advice. I helped him pick out some good stuff. And then I had a quiet joke and advised him to buy two pairs of skinny jeans, one with a snakeskin pattern. He is thin, but he is also six foot three.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha, he would either have looked awesome or a massive twat
My friend's boyfriend was out for my birthday piss up last week in 2" high purple suede winklepickers and his tache waxed up like Eugene Hutz from Gogol Bordello. Somehow he didn't look ridiculous. It does help that he's 6'3" and covered in tattoos as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

sadly for him
it was on the massive twat spectrum. Not helped by the fact his hairdresser had given him an emo haircut. He looked like a moody python.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Bless
Remind me never to ask you for style tips then!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

But I'm amazing
my own style is shit. But I'm fantastic at making other people look good. He looked really good, the python jeans were my own quiet joke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Nowt wrong with your style I don't think
But then I'm a terrible judge, and old and beyond help.
T-Shirt, jeans, that's it for me.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'm getting a steel panther vibe.
You should have also convinced him to grow an enormous back combed mullet and rip all the sleeves off his t-shirts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

now that would have been awesome
but he now mistrusts my advice thanks to the python skinny jeans (they were quite shiny as well)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Curses!
Make him do it for halloween then.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

after the emo haircut (now gone)
I doubt he has enough for a mullet. But I'd help him backcomb it and spike it a bit, rip off the sleeves from an old Iron Maiden t-shirt, and some really stupid retro trainers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

we don't want to hear about your sex toys.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)