Mixed, my arse: totally shit day
Started with a cricked neck and has not improved.

Alt: I have a good record collection, but other than that I am wholly without merit.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:10, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What about your daddy skillz?

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

They're shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I doubt that.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Every time I see those Lloyds Bank advertisements
about saving for your children’s futures I want to cry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Don't sweat it.
They're just advertisments for banks to make you feel guilty that you're not sticking all your spare cash in their coffers.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Dunno man, you have a daughter to look after and an ex wife to piss off, thats a man with a mission if you ask me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Less of this, man, less of this!
Your triumphantly flapping hair is a monument to what can be achieved by not getting a haircut, and I will not hear it spoken ill of.

Your grammatical pedantry keeps the cave-dwelling denizens of this board in check, lest it should drown in a sea of incoherent and illegible posts.

You were also, I'm sure, one of the first people to reassure me that I wasn't the only person on this foul earth who believed that the Beatles and Bowie were talentless wankers. It meant a lot to know I wasn't alone *sniffs*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Cheers old chap.
Not in the best of nick at the moment...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I like you
and I hate nearly everyone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You really are a whiny bitch.
MTFU and drop your strides. No lube for you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)