that the south west has electricity!

( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You mean they've gotten it before us?
The bastards!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Hahahaha
Beats me making jokes about northerners and their outdoor toilets I suppose. Didja see my thread earlier?
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Don't take the piss, when my parents bought our house in 84, the only toilet was up the top of the garden.
And there were still gas lamps upstairs.

Nope. What was it about?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

about me being a desparate, gay
wussy beta male apparently.
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Beta males are the best

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I like it.
Can I have an honorary one in my profile since I inspired it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Oh go on then
I approve ;)
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Yes!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

what you wrote next to it made me lol

( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I was born in 84, it was the dark ages

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

And regular power cuts
those annoying ones that only last for a minute or so, but might happen 3 times in a row. Re-setting digital clocks has never been so much fun.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

we don't get those here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

well you see
some scientist found that by putting an electric current through quartz it was possible to make a time-piece without moving parts. They then put some computer circuits and light emitting diodes around it and... sorry, I've lost you haven't I?
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

very good indeed
you bastard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

You don't live in some piss-pot back-of-beyond village though
like wot I do (although I wouldn't want to live anywhere else).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

that is true
but I used to, and we didn't get them there either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

GREMLINS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

GREMLINS II
the new batch
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)