Who sung this?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bowie?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Ian Curtis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

The Wurzels
It was the 'difficult' followup to 'I am a Cider Drinker'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I owe you a gaz.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

That you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

"Oi drinks it all of the day"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

So you remember every transgression made against you... and store them away for future use against those who anger thee...
Are you SURE you're a bloke?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I was going to say this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Yes.
But I am inwardly rather thin-skinned, and bad manners and nastiness get to me a great deal more than they should. Decorum forbids I point out such behaviour every time people act like peasants, so unfortunately it gets internalised.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I assume you don't apply this principle to B3ta
or you must have a fuckload of internal storage space
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I forget NOTHING.
This also applies to kind words and gestures too, however, making me a remarkably loyal, forgiving and tolerant friend. It's not all bad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Forgetting nothing has it's advantages
like when you go to Bowie gigs you can sing along to ALL of the songs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

...whilst sharpening my lollipop sticks...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It's 'its'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

So basically, being your friend is like opening an Excel spreadsheet
in which all words, gestures, mannerisms, and occasions contribute to one of two colums in a bar chart
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Not in the slightest.
I'll do anything for my friends, but cross me at your peril.

It's that simple.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I prefer my explanation
Even though yours is less convoluted, quite charming and fundamentally more accurate, mine is... mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)