When I was on the boat on Saturday
I was operating a swing bridge with my friend, which involved putting barriers across the road to stop the cars. Once the boat had gone through and I'd swung the bridge back, I swung the road barriers back to the sides, being really careful not to touch the foremost car because he'd edged forward as close as he could. When I'd got them back into place, I smiled at the driver and waved him through, thanking him for waiting. His response was to roll down his window and supersoak me. He then crossed the bridge and got my friend as well.

I know this is supposed to be funny but it really pissed me off and it's now Tuesday and I'm still bitter about it.

What are you still bitter about that you should have got over ages ago? Extra points for extreme pettiness.

If nothing bad ever happens to you, tell me about breakfast.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:44, 190 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One of the guys that was on my course with me
Beat me to a job. And he's a cock. An utter cock. It's not the pettiest thing ever, but it annoys me.

Breakfast: The classic Coco Pops with some juice. I'm classy me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Fucking Uruguayan officials
Haven't had breakfast yet. Appetite not awoken
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I was driving along minding my own buisness when some chick blocked my path with a barrier
and she didn't even have the decency to do some sort of sexy strip when I super soaked her, moody cow.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I'd heard that wet T-shirt canal barrier dancing was the new thing. Poles are so last week.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)

It's super empowering

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I was wearing tiny tiny shorts, was that not enough for you?!
The driver was wearing a neon pink tshirt, so it could well have been you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

It was the face like a smacked arse that put me off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

that was only after the supersoaking
I was skipping merrily along before that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I bet you were a fucking nightmare for the rest of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

It was like 7pm so there wasn't that much day left
and I didn't take it out on my fellow boaters, I let my rage boil inside slowly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Yeah right
"kitty you nearly ready to go to the pub?"
"I'M NOT! IN! THE! MOOD! FOR! THE! PUB!"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Ha that's what my sister is like
but I can't be doing with sulky people so I always make an effort when I'm in company. I save it all up to take out on Wiggy later.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

my brother ate the last dark chocolate Tim Tam. :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)

what's a Tim Tam?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

O.O
They're chocolate coated biscuit heaven.

www.arnotts.com.au/our-products/products/arnotts-tim-tam.aspx
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

they are pretty good if my memory serves

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

they're fucking delightful.
Sometimes I have a hot chocolate, bite the very ends off, then use the biscuit as a straw to drink it before shoving it all into my mouth so it doesn't fall into the cup!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I haven't done that sort of thing for a while
works nicely with tea as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE
Any dunking of chocolate covered biscuits is a gross violation of tea etiquette. Shame on you.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm not part of the English Tea Cult
I enjoy a cup on occasion, but am far from the slave to it that most people seem to be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

tea is sickly piss

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Ban the heretic, ban her now for the sake of the children.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I mostly drink the green variety if I have any at all these days

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

psh it's always the green with you
bloody stoners.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

you're just cross with yourself
because you can't decide which stoner you love more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

haha yeah that's it
fucking stoners, they're my kryptonite!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

all hot drinks are wrong

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I can never trust someone who says that.
Peppermint tea is delicious, as is a properly made hot chocolate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I just down like hot wet things in my mouth!!!!
that's a lie but thought it might excite Darth. I will always go for a cold drink even if its freezing cold outside. Hot drinks are wrong. I don't want smoke in my cup.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Excuse me?
That is clearly the entire purpose of the chocolate hobnob.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

See? This young person's mind has already been infected.
He may already be on the slippery slope towards tea infused MASSIVE BOURBONS.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

That sounds awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Did what stuj replied actually piss you off?
Just checking like.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Didn't piss me off but it did upset me quite a bit.
But it's b3ta. He's got an opinion and nothing I say is going to make him say sorry or retract it, so I'm just trying to ignore him as best I can.
He didn't know Bill, has no idea how much that accident changed him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

You can understand why some people can have absolutly no smpathy for drink drivers though?
Not that long ago, but probably before you were born nearly everyone knew someone killed that way, it was a big thing in the uk.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I can understand why yes.
I just find it difficult to understand why people say just hurtful things sometimes. I'm sure he probably knows someone, it's just a bit raw at the moment I guess. And I'd rather look at the fact that for 18 of his 19 years, he spent his time being the decent person and making everybody's lives better. He was never the same after that accident.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Stop being all serious.
It'll make me feel bad when I call you a cunt
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

get to fuck clungemonkey :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

twat

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Looks pretty nom
kind of like a Penguin
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

yeah, pretty much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

The friend I mentioned yesterday now seems to have decided to burn bridges
Last night she was at a party with Singapore girl, supposedly her other best friend. Whilst there, she was loudly informing people about some pretty serious stuff that's been going on in her life recently, that was extremely private. Then, she decided that SG was being a bitch by telling her to shut up.

The girl in question is 20, not 12 FFS

Alt Q: Never eat breakfast

EDIT: And just to top off this shit, I've just found out I can't afford my rent this month, because my housemate 'forgot' to tell me he wasn't paid enough. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK, I just want that cunt out of my house.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

You should eat breakfast - it helps activate your metabolism.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Also, this girl sounds like a cow.
Not Singapore Girl, the other one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

She is
She's decided to get back with her ex who has spent the last month either insulting her or threatening me (knowing it'll upset her), and now she either says "but he's apologised" or "you don't know him like I do, he's changed".

Eventually I run out of patience, and that's approaching swiftly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I thought you were getting someone else to share

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Originally I was
But then I decided to give him one last chance, and now I'm so far up shit creek it's not even funny
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Well, you've been too good for him
Try to find someone else as soon as possible.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I don't tend to get that wound up
or if I do it doesn't last long.

breakfast was toast with marmite and nutella (not the same slice) and a smoothie of orange and grapefruit juice with melon, pineapple, apple, mandarin and grapes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

probably because you forget what you were mad about
bloody stoners.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

my memory is pretty much fine :-P
I'm just more easy going than you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

that's what Wiggy says!!
bloody stoners.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

stoners people who are correct
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

your strikethrough would render the sentence grammatically incorrect.
JEEZ!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

no it wouldn't
"people who are correct" is a group just as much as "stoners" is, so it's replacing like for like.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

nah I don't think so
because the subject is 'people' and people don't says things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

stoners don't says things either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Stoner's are for life, not just for weekends.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

apostrophes are for possessives, not for plurals

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

don't change the subject
I'm right, and I want you to admit it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

you're not right
because I didn't say that stoners says things I said Wiggy SINGULAR says things. People COLLECTIVELY say things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

it's too early for lessons miss.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

also marmite mings

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Marmite is magnificent, Heathen

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

couldn't have put it better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

if Marmite is anything like vegemite, it belongs in a black hole.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I like this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Marmite is magnificent, Vegemite is shit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

you just keep getting it exactly right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

that's what ym said

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

she's easily pleased

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'm just that good.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

or was she lying to you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

It's hard to convincingly fake an orgasm youngun.
Women think it's easy but that's only because most guys don't care.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Did I let out a super secret man secret?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

doesn't matter if they know
the salient point is "most guys don't care"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You're a man?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

and WHAT a man.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Now I have that Salt N Pepa song in my head

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I just got fizzy drink up my nose cos I tried not to laugh and ended up snorting and then inhaling really fast and now I have tears running down my face cos it hurts.
curse you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

just because he knows a man secret
doesn't make him a man.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

yeah yeah
if every woman you've ever been with (blow up dolls and using your left hand so it feels like someone else excluded) has been faking it, how on earth would you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

2 hours of porn a day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

why does this not surprise me
not even a little bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Considering how good you are at internet lies
I'm not suprised you think you can fake an orgasm.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

hang on
where did i say that i could/would/do fake it in the above?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

it's irrelevant
because he doesn't care

if a woman is faking orgasms then she's the one who will lose out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I don't bother faking
if the guy is shit I want him to know about it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

They're both bowel drippings, Bovril is the daddy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

it's worse

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

someone I know once referred to it as a Guinness shit on toast.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Why would anyone take a shit on toast?
Or is that just how they make Nutella?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I think he meant that if you took a shit after drinking lots of Guinness and spread it on toast
it would look the same as Marmite.

Stop turning me into Psychochomp, having to explain my posts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I know, tis fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

you can say what you want about marmite
but it won't alter the fact that you are wrong and are missing out on something totally fantastic.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

oh it's disgusting. Really really disgusting.
it's malted ming.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

you're malted ming

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

your face is malted ming.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I wouldn't know if yours is
BECAUSE OF THE BAG OVER IT
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

tenuous
I'm barely insulted.

Your mum's a double bagger.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I double bagged your mum

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

and then we double teamed her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah
Twice
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

oi!
no outside assistance!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

We took turns, doesn't that count?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Show some respect!
For the environment.
Two of you, each double bagging and having two goes each, that's a total of eight bags. I hope you're using recyclable hemp "bags for life" and not getting new ones each time.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I've decided I've gone off Oatibix.
I might start eating Branflakes again.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Last week at the pub quiz
one team just googled their way to victory which really fucking pissed me off. It's a fun quiz why do people who are obviously too stupid to actually use their brain decide to go and just cheat!?

Also what really pisses me off is my friend who invites us all to the quiz then spends about 80% of the time texting and looking on facebook, urm.. REAL FRIENDS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.

Also said friend only talks about his job as a teacher. None of us care! Talk about something, ANYTHING else.

All of the above have annoyed me for between one and ten weeks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

cheating at a pub quiz is lame
you should fuck their shit up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I agree with this
I hate people who cheat at boardgames as well, it's supposed to be fun.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

apart from Monopoly
because that just isn't fun unless you steal from the bank
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I used to hide money under the board
so that I would go bankrupt and it could be over. My accountant sister loved to play and was a total Nazi about it. I just wanted to play Guess Who *sobs*.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

man, Guess Who is a far superior game to Monopoly
"Does he look like a bitch?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Guess Who was awesome
My dog ate one of the people though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Does he look chewed?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I cheated on the quiz last night, after the round had finished, and we'd traded papers
I knew it was 10 minutes before the answers would be announced, and not knowing was driving me fucking mental.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I hate iWankers who spend the whole time on their phone
it's so rude. I always think it's so lame when people post pictures on Facebook of the event they're attending at that very moment.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

His excuse was
"oh this email may be really important"
I'm like , dude it's 930 it's not going to be important

I like the term iWankers though *steals*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Actually can't find the motivation to try and recall anything that's pissed me off in a long and enduring fashion
other than the attitudes of certain people on the internet, but that's one of those things that's not worth getting annoyed about cos there's fuck all you can do to change it. A bit like supporting England, although I still do get annoyed about that.

Oh god, I'm rambling. Someone bring me coffee. Like, a fuckload of coffee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I've found the internet to be a much more enjoyable place since I stopped arguing with people and taking things seriously
you should do the same.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

YOU'RE A FUCKING MONG FACE
Actually, I was watching Seaside Rescue the other day (hell yeah) and there was a guy who looked a lot like you who had hit a guy in the face, accidentally, with his board... was that actually you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

if it was me
then my brain erased more of the incident than I had thought
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Found out this morning that you have to pay 40% higher water bills than us.
Hahahahahaha!

*turns on tap and leaves to run*
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

yeah, it's shitty
we keep the beaches clean so that northerners can come down and get swept out to sea from them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

It's a sort of natural culling process.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

we'd all prefer it if they did it from their own beaches though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You've little enough work available down there as it is.
If the tourists went then you'd be up shit creek. (Well not you but every one else).
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I think everyone would accept being a bit poorer if it meant fewer Northerners around.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

How would you pay for your croissants?
They're not cheap.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

they are quite cheap
and my job isn't dependent on tourism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

the red mist came down

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

'accidentally'
I'm totally picturing Vipros going sick at someone in the waves and stoving their face in with a board. It's cheering me up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I accidentally stoved someone's face in with my board
I had to haul them out of the sea, pissing blood from their mouth.

it was fucking awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

The word "accidentally"
is being used a lot.. maybe too much.

It really did look like you!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

the actual moments just before impact have actually gone from my memory
but I do recall that I had stood up, got my leash under my foot which caused me to fall backwards off my board.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

That's what the guy on seaside rescue said.
I'm pretty convinced it was you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

where is that set?
perranporth?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

All over cornwall and Devon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

it'd be pretty weird if it was me
but I'm certain it wasn't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Well I'm certain it was
TO THE LIBRARY!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

bloody hippy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

That was some serious white knighting there
you know poppets a girl right?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I did get a bit carried away with sticking up for Poppet
But the more I talked to Stuj the more convinced I became of his cuntiness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

He's lovely, but running at him going "UR A BAD INTERNET MAN!!!!" will provoke a response
and he's from /talk so that response will make you cry into your dress.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I am still a stranger to this mystique that /talk seem to have built up for themselves

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

WE ARE SCARY MOTHERFUCKERS TREMBLE BEFORE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

you're so not /talk.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

FEAR ME RAGHHHH!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

So these people are trying to set themselves up as hard cases and TERRIFYERS
using the internet?

Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

RAAHHHHH!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

it's not a mystique
you have to not care what anyone says to anyone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I've been trying to pretend I'm not nosey
but I am, please post a goddamn link.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

check talk,
poppets reply to this weeks qotw.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

ah trolling... takes me back

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

To be honest it's only my family that pisses me off day to day.
My mum is back in two weeks and that means she'll be winding me up as well.

God knows I love them but sometimes I could stab them to death with a blunt pencil.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I had an extraordinarily vivid mental picture of that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

So do I : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Breakfast was coffee
I'm off to a meeting
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I am an epic grudge bearer on an Old Testament scale.
I’m like a bitter elephant – I never forget…

There are things from primary school that still piss me off. Despite my serial attempts to derail it with MD’s, I have a prodigious memory and I can recall in precise detail conversations from aeons ago – this makes me a bugger to argue with but it’s a curse as much as a blessing. Every single nasty remark and action my ex has ever said and done is permanently etched into my mind, practically every perceived slight anyone has ever done to me is archived against them, and in idle moments they rise unbidden from my subsconscious to annoy me.

This makes me petty-minded, I know, but on the whole I keep it to myself – people are blithely unaware that I can remember their transgressions of days past when I see them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Who sung this?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Bowie?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Ian Curtis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

The Wurzels
It was the 'difficult' followup to 'I am a Cider Drinker'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I owe you a gaz.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

That you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

"Oi drinks it all of the day"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

So you remember every transgression made against you... and store them away for future use against those who anger thee...
Are you SURE you're a bloke?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I was going to say this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Yes.
But I am inwardly rather thin-skinned, and bad manners and nastiness get to me a great deal more than they should. Decorum forbids I point out such behaviour every time people act like peasants, so unfortunately it gets internalised.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I assume you don't apply this principle to B3ta
or you must have a fuckload of internal storage space
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I forget NOTHING.
This also applies to kind words and gestures too, however, making me a remarkably loyal, forgiving and tolerant friend. It's not all bad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Forgetting nothing has it's advantages
like when you go to Bowie gigs you can sing along to ALL of the songs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

...whilst sharpening my lollipop sticks...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It's 'its'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

So basically, being your friend is like opening an Excel spreadsheet
in which all words, gestures, mannerisms, and occasions contribute to one of two colums in a bar chart
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Not in the slightest.
I'll do anything for my friends, but cross me at your peril.

It's that simple.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I prefer my explanation
Even though yours is less convoluted, quite charming and fundamentally more accurate, mine is... mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Give this man MOAR DRUGS.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

MASSIVE DRUGS

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I wanted to go to sleep early yesterday
But I couldn't stop talking with Mark when in bed. I'm soooo tired.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

"Talking" eh?
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean, know what I mean?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Hahaha
Mmmmm... well, maybe... where you watching?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Right now I have no sympathy for you babe
if Ms Foxtrot could have just shut up last night I wouldn't be so fucking tired miyself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I know
I replied to your thread too. I feel sorry for the 4 of us. It's so difficult being a woman sometimes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Not as difficult as it is being a woman's bed-sharer
Childbirth? Pah!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)