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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I wish you were funnier
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:58,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I wish you were further away.
Where they don't have computers and electricity.
Maybe somewhere where horrific diseases are still commonplace...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00,
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Croydon?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01,
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I wish you weren't an amorphous, meatball blob
but it ain't gonna happen
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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Have you been watching Aqua Team Hunger Force?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:05,
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I've never heard of it
but as you've mentioned it I'm going to assume it's some despicable, nerdy geek thing that would make me want to tear out my own eyes
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07,
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ha
You're like Carl
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09,
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I don't know who Carl is
Do you mind if I ask you why your boyfriend is such a needy, rape-y looking fuck?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:12,
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I don't have a boyfriend
Or are you continuing some kind of crazy meatball metaphor I am unaware of?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:37,
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you know, teh guy from B3ta who you were boffing?
Looks like Peter Sutcliffe? You know the guy
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:45,
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I am.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00,
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